I’ve searched on Google and found sporadic answers here and there (mostly on Yahoo). I figured I would compile all that I’ve seen and put it here, because no matter how many times I’ve had phone sex, I still constantly wonder why guys like it too? I guess I’m just weird like that. Edited for the atrocious spelling & use of grammar. Some of these are really fucking hilarious by the way. More will be added as I find them!

  • Obviously to jerk off
  • Because thinking that you’re playing with yourself at the same time is hot.
  • Because we don’t have to see the ugly face of the woman.
  • Because it’s the closest thing to getting tail that a guy can do, besides a webcam
  • Cuz they’re perverted horn dogs. Guys like any form of sex. Phone sex, real sex, cyber sex. Pervs. lol
  • I’d rather have phone sex if I’m horny because I’d be talking at least with a live girl I know and more than likely really like and I’ll probably be seeing her later and will be able to act out some of the phone sex lol, whereas watching porn is just watching nude strangers in a video that are acting fake and without any interaction besides and then being let down later when with real girls that don’t seem as sexy. Phone sex is always sexy and a huge turn on because you can keep making your own stories. Porno can get boring once you’ve seen it all.
  • Ok they like it cuz it can feel good or they dont want to get the girl pregnant and they may just have a chode

Which leads me to the next question from the last bullet point: what is a chode? I always thought ‘chode’ was the area between your butthole and genitals. But whatever!

Apparently, ‘chode’ means different things to different people. Here it is from Urban Dictionary:

A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn’t get a good grip because he had a chode.
And so I laughed and I laughed. That is all.
So um, call me. So we can laugh and talk shit about how lame & stupid phone sex is…then have phone sex right after ;)

Stumbled upon some really cool art! Check out Ulrik Bad Ass on Tumblr. This person highly emphasizes that the girls portrayed are 18 and over. It’s called fantasy art for a reason, so get a grip.


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I’d much rather be doing this…


Lucky for you, you can call me right now & tell me how bored and horny you are while at work. And how much you want to see my HUGE fuckin tits flop and jiggle while you’re riding me HARD!

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I don’t mean to rub it in, I really don’t. But I know for a fact that winter is a shitty time to be alone. Depression, loneliness and other random (unhealthy) thoughts tend to kick in and it fucking sucks. It doesn’t help that it gets dark much quicker and it’s cold.

And for some strange reason, things always seem to fall apart right around the holidays – either someone dies, someone else has some really bad news, people in long term relationships break up or they cheat and everybody finds out. All kinds of uncomfortable situations tend to come out right on the dot when everyone is supposed to be all merry and cheerful and shit.

I know how you feel, I too have a hard time escaping from myself! The stuff I think about overwhelms me sometimes. It can be too much too bear…

Luckily, I can escape myself by pretending to be someone else for a bit. It really makes me feel good to be wanted by lots of strangers.

If you’re looking to escape from yourself too, then you know what to do. I’ll be waiting!

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I am thankful for the abundance of free porn out there. Because of all the free porn out there, people are feeling lonelier and more isolated than ever before. Sure you can watch it, but you can’t interact with it. So what do they do? They call us for phone sex, to talk to a real human being and have a real experience – tailored just for that caller.

But yeah. You can call us and we’ll watch free porn with you too.

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I was going thru old magazines in my room when I stumbled upon this. Sorry for the crappy photo but I thought it was a really good read. Nina Hartley dispenses very good advice for anyone going into sex work aka becoming a porn star. I posted this here because I think some of it also applies to PSOs (Phone Sex Operators) & other sex workers like this little gem:

6. Do not let any romantic partner shame you for what you do.

The FIRST time they throw your job in your face during an argument, show them the door and lose their number. Do not permit slut shaming for an instant. Shaming is when another projects their issues on to you, using your job as an excuse. It may be hard to stand up to them, but you must. Plus, just accept that your family WILL find out sooner or later and you’ll have to deal with that fallout. I have one sibling who, after 30 years, still barely speaks to me.



You’ve probably heard me say this a billion times already, but I’m busy as fuck around here. I suck, I moan, I roleplay, tell stories, and listen to you like I’m your personal therapist. Yup, my job is definitely more than just “phone sex”. No complaints though, I LOVE working from home! Sometimes I get a little loud though and I’m pretty sure my neighbors can hear me (apartment life, know what I’m saying?). True story, ha!
So yes, I took time out of my busy day to post this fine ass bitch. If you wanna look her up, her name is TS Melanie Milano. What a GODDESS okay?! Yum yum yum. I posted this because someone keeps searching for “black shemales with big dicks”. Well here you go, buddy boy! You better fucking call us! Just saying.

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Sorry, I’ve been MIA. What can I say, I’m a busy little phone sex slut. I do it all damn it, I get fucked in ALL MY HOLES so I hope you’ve been enjoying the archives! xx

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Here’s a sexy cartoon I dug up on the good ol’ internets. I know you’re out there, looking for that perfect shemale to pound you in the ass with her massive black cock. You love it so fucking much yet can’t really find this perfect woman in real life & that’s why you’re here. Well, you know what to do baby! Click the phone sex number below, get hard, lube up & get in your favorite position!


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