I got taxes on my mind yall, so I’m updating this post. But then maybe you’re a freak and would like me to say tax terms to you while you stroke it?
In that case, call me for some voice sex…😘📱😘
Hope you got your damn taxes done on time. But if you haven’t, let us help you procrastinate even further. Not quite a #tbt but more of a way back Wednesday, this one is from 2013! Come back tomorrow to see part 2! :)
Click for Part 2 of Incum Tax Time!
I know I said last time that I would be updating the blog regularly but lo & behold – I haven’t. Sorry about that! But then again, is anyone really reading this? So anyways we are here, behind the scenes mostly. We hope you’ve gotten a chance to check out our latest version of Easy Girls! Simplified to make your browsing & calling experience easier. After all, we must live up to our name, right? ;)
If you enjoy the bigger ladies – those hot, curvy women with BIG BOOBS, check out our BBW / TITS section!
I was searching for the right pic to go with this post. I love finding retro smut on the internet. Matches nicely with our blog too. If you’re horny, you know what to do!
This is probably my last blog post for 2014. Just wanted to shout a big “THANK YOU!” for making Easy Girls your go-to spot for hot phone sex. We wish you all a very prosperous (and very horny) 2015 and all that good shit. So to bring in the new year, here’s one last throwback from 2012. We know you love MILFs and this one’s got goals for sure! Yeah, go Mom!
Call me now honey:
Another weekend is here, and we’re so glad! There’s a lot of depressing shit going on in the world these days, and if phone sex offers a bit of an escape from your reality then we’re glad to be of service! So remember, we’re always here for you 24/7 whether you’re horny, bored, lonely or just wanna talk. Just click on the picture to call now! xox
It’s true, Americans are pretty full of themselves – we just LOVE to talk about ourselves non-stop! We also love to consume, indulge and even go on a binge – whether it’s through food, sex or entertainment. And that’s why you should call us for phone sex because:
A) We are made in the U.S. of fucking A (Southern California to be exact)!
B) We speak English (and some Spanglish, ex: You’re a cochino!)
C) And we really know how to make a man like you CUM HARD, EXPLODE, BLOW YOUR LOAD and POP!
Sounds like a horny, explosion-filled 4th of July to you? Well then my fellow (sexy) man – be a real American: express your sexual freedom and FUCK our BRAINS OUT!
Btw, this is a #tbt cover from our Taboo mailer from 2012. Yeah baby!
Working hard, or hardly working? Either way, have a sextastic day and be sure to call us for all your dirty, uninhibited fantasies! Look to the right side of our blog for all of our 89 Cent Phone Sex promotions happening right now. Better take advantage of that shit because it might not be around forever!
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Hope you like the original, sexy content we’ve been giving you. And thanks for all the recent searches on Google! We haven’t ranked in years, but glad to know you still care enough to do a search for us. We’re pretty much the internet’s best kept secret (well, at least in the phone sex world)! Haha jk! No really, we are ;) Anyhoo here’s another throwback, this time from 2011. Wow what a babe, and she kinda likes it a little rough by the way. Enjoy!
Sorry for posting this so late, I completely forgot tonight was the night! Well here is our throwback version of the Oscars from 2013! Enjoy ;)
P.S. I’m also aware that my use of #tbt isn’t appropriate because it’s not Thursday yet. But no fucks given over here.
Click for Part 2!
It’s no surprise that my mom is a mega.FUCKING.slut. As she’s gotten older, she’s also gotten wayyy hornier and likes to fuck my guy friends behind my back!! I can’t believe I’m even telling you this, but it’s true. I get this weird feeling that she might be fucking my boyfriend too…the way he lights up whenever she pretends to “bother” us. Wearing skin tight tops and showing off her tits. Seriously, WTF! Whose mom does that? Only my trashy, spray-tanned, stripper-shoe wearin’, clit-pierced, slutty-ass mom, that’s who! Fuck my life. Anyway, see for yourself…btw, she really likes young guys like in their early 20’s! Ewww, slut.
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Happy Vday, sexy! I hope you’ll call me later so we can do things to each other ALL night long! Get your moaning voice ready for me…