According to this article at the Huffington Post, most Americans value their mobile phones more than they do sex (see infographic above). If you think about it, that’s not such a bad thing for us really. What is my freakin’ point, you ask? These statistics prove that the world is becoming more virtual and we are in the right place to be right now because we can combine the things that you love and serve it up to you: sex +ย mobile phones = mobile phone sex!! Yup, we’re pretty fucking smart and you know you love us over here at So when you’re horny be sure to visit us on your phone, k? Can’t wait to phone fuck you! xoxox

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