That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox
p.s. this pretty young nymph with a bangin’ bod is already waiting for YOU!