Stumbled upon some really cool art! Check out Ulrik Bad Ass on Tumblr. This person highly emphasizes that the girls portrayed are 18 and over. It’s called fantasy art for a reason, so get a grip.


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I’d much rather be doing this…


Lucky for you, you can call me right now & tell me how bored and horny you are while at work. And how much you want to see my HUGE fuckin tits flop and jiggle while you’re riding me HARD!

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I don’t mean to rub it in, I really don’t. But I know for a fact that winter is a shitty time to be alone. Depression, loneliness and other random (unhealthy) thoughts tend to kick in and it fucking sucks. It doesn’t help that it gets dark much quicker and it’s cold.

And for some strange reason, things always seem to fall apart right around the holidays – either someone dies, someone else has some really bad news, people in long term relationships break up or they cheat and everybody finds out. All kinds of uncomfortable situations tend to come out right on the dot when everyone is supposed to be all merry and cheerful and shit.

I know how you feel, I too have a hard time escaping from myself! The stuff I think about overwhelms me sometimes. It can be too much too bear…

Luckily, I can escape myself by pretending to be someone else for a bit. It really makes me feel good to be wanted by lots of strangers.

If you’re looking to escape from yourself too, then you know what to do. I’ll be waiting!

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I am thankful for the abundance of free porn out there. Because of all the free porn out there, people are feeling lonelier and more isolated than ever before. Sure you can watch it, but you can’t interact with it. So what do they do? They call us for phone sex, to talk to a real human being and have a real experience – tailored just for that caller.

But yeah. You can call us and we’ll watch free porn with you too.

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You’ve probably heard me say this a billion times already, but I’m busy as fuck around here. I suck, I moan, I roleplay, tell stories, and listen to you like I’m your personal therapist. Yup, my job is definitely more than just “phone sex”. No complaints though, I LOVE working from home! Sometimes I get a little loud though and I’m pretty sure my neighbors can hear me (apartment life, know what I’m saying?). True story, ha!
So yes, I took time out of my busy day to post this fine ass bitch. If you wanna look her up, her name is TS Melanie Milano. What a GODDESS okay?! Yum yum yum. I posted this because someone keeps searching for “black shemales with big dicks”. Well here you go, buddy boy! You better fucking call us! Just saying.

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At, we really do aim to please. Sure I come off a bit bitchy sometimes when I hate the world, but I really do appreciate all of you who visit and read my words! So thank you!

Anywho, so what should I say about this? A sexy big woman with huge tits, a very cute young boy with a hardon mixed in with a gang of hard tgirls. They all have ONE THING in common: they’re very horny and very ready to fuck YOU.

Often times, our callers get easily bored with regular (vanilla) girls. That’s why we bring you the kinkier stuff! ;)

So enjoy the visuals & call now:



Sorry, I’ve been MIA. What can I say, I’m a busy little phone sex slut. I do it all damn it, I get fucked in ALL MY HOLES so I hope you’ve been enjoying the archives! xx

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Here’s a sexy cartoon I dug up on the good ol’ internets. I know you’re out there, looking for that perfect shemale to pound you in the ass with her massive black cock. You love it so fucking much yet can’t really find this perfect woman in real life & that’s why you’re here. Well, you know what to do baby! Click the phone sex number below, get hard, lube up & get in your favorite position!


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This is getting really old. Like I get you want something for free but seriously – it’s not gonna happen. You might get it for free the first time, but after that – you gotta pay up honey! This is a service just like any other, it just so happens to be a virtual exchange of goods. Just like going to the movies, you are paying to be entertained (and in this case – blow your load).

There are real girls (wo)manning these lines, and they gotta get paid just like the rest of us who have to work.

So please, kill that shit.

P.S. I DOUBT anything I just said will have any effect so fuck it. Call if you wanna fuck a hot MILF!

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