It’s been a while since I wrote anything here. In case you’re wondering who is the writer of all these phone sex blog posts for the last 8 years or so, it is me. Though I am not an actual phone sex operator, I have been behind the scenes doing promotional & marketing work for a long time.
Otherwise, if you just want phone sex
I don’t know about you but I fucking work A LOT. I’m also alone, A LOT.
There isn’t much to do at this job. I mean, there is but at the same time, there isn’t. Hours go by when there’s literally NO ONE around.
Sooo yeah, believe it or not I get pretty fucking horny…at work. I’m sure I’m not the only one, right? Like, I have a stable ass job with benefits and shit. And I don’t want to lose it, okay?
But still, I daydream of having a thick cock in my mouth. That meaty, sweaty, musky, hard AF, I-worked-all-fucking-day-out-in-the-sun type of cock. A BIG, HARD, working class dick that will rough me up and make me choke on it. It makes my mouth fucking water and it makes me wanna touch myself…
Before I make myself cum because of my hornyass imagination, give me a call? I would love to phonefuck to a HOTASS voice RIGHT NOW…
No one is noticing my legendary hat because of mom.
Xavier: Do you need step father?
Life as a kid must be hard when your mom is way too young and way too fucking sexy, literally attracting more attention than you. She’s doing it “for the gram” in those skintight outfits and you’re probably traumatized by it. In your subconscious mind, you might even get horny and have “wet” dreams of your own mother!
Do you remember her breastfeeding you when you were little, which makes you want to grope and suck on her titties now?
Did she ever undress or change clothes in front of you so your model of a grown woman is your mom?
What in the actual fuck…
Is it your fault tho that your mom makes herself look that way?
Don’t blame yourself for having such dirty, nasty, incestuous thoughts.
Phone sex therapy will alleviate your issues with Mommy in the meantime. Talk it out with me, and stroke it if you have to. Confess to me what you cannot EVER tell a soul!
You know what to do, honey…I’ll be waiting for your call!
Naughty mommy at it again! Gosh you guys, I haven’t gotten laid in SO FUCKING LONG so when my 22 year old son brought his homie over to play video games I literally turned into a Cougar Gone Hunting. Not sure what came over me tbh but I was burning with desire and he knew it!
I really can’t tell you all about it here because that would spoil the fun and make you hard without calling me first! Unless you’re one of those guys who don’t like to cum to a sexy voice like mine well in that case…DON’T call me ;)
Let’s be honest here, okay? Not all of us are gonna be going out to dinner and a movie this weekend with someone. And who wants to go out anyway, it’s gonna be crowded as fuck everywhere! I hate crowds and I hate waiting in line. Valentine’s Day is for regular people, and I am NOT a regular person. Bah humbug! Lol. So yeah, I’m probably gonna be holed up in my apartment, watching all kinds of porn (big dicks are my favorite), getting REALLY WET & rubbing one out a few times and talking to guys on the phone.
My best friend (who’s also a phone sex chick btw with a VERY sexy voice and might I add is hot in real life) will most likely come over and keep me company. She’s weird and freaky like me, and if you saw us together you’d probably think we’re sisters. We’re gonna hang out, eat pizza in our underwear, drink beer, laugh and talk shit about people we hate, and if you call…we’ll probably be drunk and we’ll probably be VERY horny by then…and then we’re gonna give you the BEST phone sex threesome gangbang mindfuck you’ve ever had, because we’re damn good at it. And you’ll cum HARD, but seriously though…don’t cum too quick ok?! We HATE that shit.
So you just have to call & find out! Let’s fucking party phone sex style! Fuck V-Day lol xox
Looking hot & choking the shit outta you. #MayThe4thBeWithYoupic.twitter.com/VnYO3tEWaf
— Mistress Alexis (@Mistress_Lexa) May 4, 2015
Life is pretty hard when you’re young & horny like me; like ALL I think about is sex. Is this normal? I can’t even concentrate sometimes, there’s days when I’m LITERALLY squirming in my seat and having wet, gushy dreams in class! To the point where it feels as if I peed myself. Guys my age wanna sext but for real…I wanna get fucked, pounded, slammed. I dream about an older man with a thick fucking cock. OMG, I can’t believe I just said that…😳
If you fit the description, call me now Daddy!
Sometimes a bitch gets tired of jerking guys off…on the phone. Haha, true story! Not only do I have to do that, but I gotta make sure you keep on coming back. So a bitch has to tweet constantly, blog constantly and keep it all going. Phone sex is not as easy as people make it out to be; it’s very competitive out here on the web – so many internet-savvy chicks are vying for your attention & so am I. Not that I’m complaining or anything, I love my job and I’d be stupid broke if I stopped; but I get tired of it too.
So like the rest of the human rat race, I need to take a little vacation. I won’t be blogging here as much. But maybe if I have a really good post up my sleeve, I will post! But until then, enjoy the archives…and enjoy this Valentine throwback from 2013! Now be a good boy & show Mom how you do it! ;)
I know SOME of you like to actually read, right?! Well don’t miss out on this one because it’s damn good and it will make you horny whether you’re a man or a woman. And if it doesn’t make you horny, well then there’s something wrong with YOU. Just sayin’! ;P
Check out this erotic story from MIA the Phone Sexpert here:
It’s freakin’ cold outside, so I’ve been staying home a lot. And I get soooo bored so easily, it’s not even funny. My bestie comes over sometimes and then we end up being bored…TOGETHER. Sounds kinda lame, right? We lie in bed together talking about how bored we are. But then we kinda start groping each other – first we strip down to our underwear and then we run our hands all over each other’s smooth skin. We bust out the camera and start taking sexy pics! We bumped chests while posing and ended up touching each other’s boobs! LOL! Do you see where this is going? Care to join us? WE LOVE playing with a very HARD piece of meat. If you like what you see mister, just click on the pic to call now! ;)