No one is noticing my legendary hat because of mom.
Xavier: Do you need step father?
Life as a kid must be hard when your mom is way too young and way too fucking sexy, literally attracting more attention than you. She’s doing it “for the gram” in those skintight outfits and you’re probably traumatized by it. In your subconscious mind, you might even get horny and have “wet” dreams of your own mother!
Do you remember her breastfeeding you when you were little, which makes you want to grope and suck on her titties now?
Did she ever undress or change clothes in front of you so your model of a grown woman is your mom?
What in the actual fuck…
Is it your fault tho that your mom makes herself look that way?
Don’t blame yourself for having such dirty, nasty, incestuous thoughts.
Phone sex therapy will alleviate your issues with Mommy in the meantime. Talk it out with me, and stroke it if you have to. Confess to me what you cannot EVER tell a soul!
You know what to do, honey…I’ll be waiting for your call!