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Another short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):

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I have dreams about (I’ll call her Mrs. Rios), my neighbor. She’s super hot and curvy in all the right places. She lives across the street & comes home around 6pm everyday and so I lurk on her from my bedroom window. I even spent some money on binoculars so I can really see those gorgeous tits of hers.

When she’s looking extra fine, I start to stroke my cock to her. She makes me cum pretty fucking hard.

Let me describe her to you: she’s about 5’8″ I think – long, black hair, brown skin, curvy, big tits, MILFY basically. She’s probably almost 40 but she looks damn good. But she’s also married. Her husband is shorter than her and from the looks of it, she’s the shot caller. She drives a beamer and has a Gucci bag and all. Tried saying hi to her one day and she just looked at me. Fucking bitch. She’s a high class, stuckup broad and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day…

except in my fantasy.

Yup. I’m fucking this cunt in my fantasy, and she loves it. She acts like she doesn’t, but when I bust out my cock and slap my hardass meat on her face – it’s over. Oh and I forgot to mention…her puny little husband is watching! Hahaha.

You see, I know when they’re home. So one night, I put on a ski mask, got my bb gun and walked over there around 8pm. Mrs. Rios was in the kitchen and her hubby was watching TV. I snuck into one of the windows and surprised the shit out of them! It was hot so Mrs. Rios was wearing a boner-inducing outfit – tank top, no bra and small ass shorts. Oh my fucking God! I instantly got a hardon so I had to do this quick. I grabbed her from her fine behind, my hard dick practically poking her ass, pointed the bb gun at her head and told her not to fucking move…

We’re gonna make our way to the living room now and you better not fucking scream or I’ll pull the trigger. I think she was scared, but at the same time I couldn’t help but feel that she was also turned on? Her fuckin nipples were literally poking through her tank top. WTF, was she excited or something? The thought of it got me even harder. I really wanted to fuck her right then and there but hold on…

So we make our way to the living room. Me with a goddamn boner, ski mask on, pretending to rob Mrs. Rios. Her husband was scared as fuck. He’s short and wimpy looking, but maybe he’s smarter than he looks. I’m pretty sure my dick’s bigger than his.

Put your hands up and don’t fucking move! I’m gonna keep this gun pointed at you so you better not scream or shout. Do you understand??

Wimpy husband nodded.

I still had Mrs. Rios around my arms. I pushed her down to their couch. Her hair was in disarray and her tank top had shifted. One of her tits really wanted to come out.

I think by then, Mrs. Rios and her husband saw my hardon. They were calm & really quiet, as if they knew what was about to go down!

So I told her to get on all fours and crawl to me. She did what she was told and I stroked her beautiful hair then pushed her head to my cock. Suck it, you stuck up fucking bitch. Suck it real good now…

I still had my fake gun pointed at her husband when my face started to contort into that sex face. Mrs. Rios was licking the tip of my 8″ inch dick and doing some flicking with her tongue. She was taking it all in, grabbing my balls and sucking my dick hard. Damn baby, you’re gonna make me cum so I pushed her back, made her face her darling husband while I turned into a real savage and got rough with her. I pulled her shorts & panties down and started to fuck her hard doggystyle while slapping her thick, fat ass. It must’ve stung ’cause Mrs. Rios whimpered. Ski mask was still on so I was sweating like crazy! I was pounding this bitch into submission, sliding in & out of that juicy cunt while telling her that she was nothing but a stuckup bitch and a whore. She was moaning loud and screaming ‘YES, I’M A FUCKING WHORE’ while I pulled on her beautiful disheveled hair.

When I finally came, her husband also had a hard on. So I told him, get over here cuckold and lick up my jizz! I had pulled out enough to cum all over Mrs. Rios’ ass crack and pussy. I really don’t need a pregnant bitch right now.

He did what he was told. So odd, it’s as if he’s done this before. He was calm, but also really delighted it seems. Married couples are freaks, yo.

And while he did that, I zipped up my pants as quickly as I could and bolted the fuck out of there.

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Her name was Christina. She was the cashier manager at the university bookstore where he worked. She was a bitch, but she radiated sex. He glanced over from his register to where she stood, her eyes downcast, head tilted slightly to the right as she rung up a return. The slut. Her eyes were cool and bored. They were the same color as her coffee-and-cream skin. She wore a bright pink sweater today, and he could see the bulge of her nipples beneath it’s thin fabric. She couldn’t be wearing a bra. He felt his cock start to get hard inside his pants.

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Pull your fingers out & lick it all up. Tell me, how does it taste?

Then dive deep into her with your rock hard cock and go with the rhythm.

In and out, back and forth, she’s moaning and gyrating while you’re pumping and groaning.

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Warning: you are about to read something very erotic and also blasphemous. If this offends you, well then tough luck. I’m feeling dark today.

Besides, who hasn’t envisioned a nun having sex with the devil? Reading this made me all tingly inside…

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Sorry to disappoint but my adult fantasy isn’t very exciting or creative.

I watched Batman vs. Superman recently and it was really hard to choose who I would go for:

on the one hand you’ve got Superman aka Clark Kent – dark hair, blue eyes, handsome, strong yet gentle & totally out of this world.

On the other hand, you’ve got Batman aka Bruce Wayne – also handsome, wealthy, mysterious and kind of dark around the edges.

They are both equally fit and so very attractive; I would fuck them both in a heartbeat.

And Wonder Woman would probably be my girlfriend in an alternate universe but she would probably be too busy for me so…

let’s get back to Batman & Superman.

Like I said, my fantasy is nothing out of the ordinary. I really just want to get banged by both of these men at the same time.

I would want to start off slow of course, taking turns kissing them and touching their chiseled faces. I’m wearing office attire just like Lois Lane (except my hair is dark and I’m a lot more curvy & busty) – white button up shirt, black pencil skirt and heels, my hair tied up in a bun. I rub my hands up and down their hard, smooth bodies and can feel their cocks rising up to meet my hands.

We don’t have sex right away. We’re just kissing and groping each other for some time. I haven’t figured out how these two hunks of flesh are going to undress themselves and start pounding me, I suppose it just happens somehow…

I lead them both to the couch so I can take turns straddling them. I take turns kissing them while I’m on all fours, I take a playful bite at Superman’s rock hard cock and he flings me back with superhuman strength and Batman catches me. He’s got a tight grip on me and I’m now sandwiched in between these two, insanely strong men; I can feel Batman’s hardon poking me from behind his suit and starts to unzip and pull my skirt down while Superman unbuttons my shirt and presses himself hard against me. He starts to put his hand around my neck and my tits, kisses me sloppily (as if he was the evil version of himself) while Batman pulls my panties halfway down and slides his black gloved hands up my dripping wet slit. By this time I can’t stand it, I am so fucking turned on. I’m really trying to control myself but I’m breathing heavily, my boobs are glistening in sweat and perfume and my panties are already beyond soaked. I think I already came? I don’t even know, but this is truly beyond my wildest dreams. I wish this moment would last forever.

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Here’s a short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):

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For whatever reason, I tend to attract bitchy, cunty women. Like they just think they can tell me what to do, be mean to me and I’ll totally accept it. Which is sad but quite true.

You see I’m kind of a mama’s boy, meaning I clung to my mom a lot as a kid and into my teens. She was divorced and mostly single, worked a lot and so it was basically me and her for a long time. She’d take me to school, then my friend’s mom would drop me off and I would wait for her to come home from work and we’d have dinner together.

It wasn’t always peaches and cream growing up around my mom though, she was kind of a fucking cunt. She would yell at me a lot and boss me around. She would make me do ALL kinds of chores – mop, clean the bathroom, do laundry, fold clothes and shit…like I was her personal fucking slave or something.

Yet believe it or not, I always did whatever she fucking said. I gave her dirty looks, cussed her out in my head but I never talked back. I was respectful as fuck. Then when I was done, she would come over, give me a hug and a kiss and say “you’re such a good son!”

The odd thing was, her bossing me around actually turned me on. As soon as I was done with all my chores, I was free. And then she’d switch off & was so sweet afterwards, she’d say “thank you, honey! I love you! You know, this is really for your own good.”

So I’d go to my room, lock the door, hop into bed and pull down my pants and start reliving the moment again…while jacking off to my mom.

I have vivid memories of her yelling at me and while she did, her gorgeous figure loomed over me – her heaving breasts, her wide hips and round ass, the way she smelled, her disapproving face, she was actually sexy as hell.

Even when I lost my virginity at 15, I was having all kinds of sex. But nothing really got me off as when I thought of my own damn mother. Yup, I’m one sick puppy!

Well one day, things changed. As I got older, I started going out more. I think that’s when my mom thought it was ok for her to start dating again, ‘cuz I was hardly home anymore. So my mom got herself a boyfriend, and guess what? It made me real fucking jealous. I just got replaced by some older dude and he’s plowing my mom!

I imagined them fucking, I imagined her moaning and groaning. It pissed me off and it got me even harder.

I wanted to be the one to do things to her, to make her feel good. I wanted to stare at her with her legs crossed, smoking a cigarette while I mopped the floor. And then she would tell me “you missed a spot, baby” and take a puff.

“You don’t get to fuck your own mother until all your chores are done. Got it?”

Yes ma’am!

I really want my mom physically and I’m gonna make it happen somehow. To be continued…

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