It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)
In case you haven’t noticed, EasyGirls.com has a new, hotter, sexier look. Just because you’re having phone sex with us doesn’t mean your eyes should be exposed to anything mediocre. We exist to bring you your ultimate fantasy in one seamless package. We are the channel that you should always tune in to.
Feeling bummed out that Uncle Sam is taxing you? Shit, us too! Let Calgon take you away or even better – call your favorite phone sex sluts. As promised, here is the second part of Throwback Thursday’s Incum Tax Time. There’s something for everyone here. Crunching numbers. Business casual sex. Let’s phonefuck on your lunch break! ;)
Hope you got your damn taxes done on time. But if you haven’t, let us help you procrastinate even further. Not quite a #tbt but more of a way back Wednesday, this one is from 2013! Come back tomorrow to see part 2! :)
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Taking a little break to post vintage pulp covers. I am pretty amused by these right now, as I love the alluring illustrations and their oneliners to hook you in. When you were a kid you probably stumbled upon your dear old dad’s nudie magazines and opened up a whole new world. And now as an adult you are looking at nudes through your cell phone. As the world turns, sex is timeless and will never go out of style. It’s the one thing that will keep the human population going. If the world ended today, guess who will be doing the dirty deed? Microscopic organisms…and cockroaches!
Source: Pulp Covers
Another throwback Thursday is here! And yes, we love movies and we love sex. So why not combine the two together? This cover is from 2012. Bring out the popcorn and fuck instantly!
Working hard, or hardly working? Either way, have a sextastic day and be sure to call us for all your dirty, uninhibited fantasies! Look to the left side of our blog for all of our 89 Cent Phone Sex promotions happening right now. Better take advantage of that shit because it might not be around forever!
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Hope you like the original, sexy content we’ve been giving you. And thanks for all the recent searches on Google! We haven’t ranked in years, but glad to know you still care enough to do a search for us. We’re pretty much the internet’s best kept secret (well, at least in the phone sex world)! Haha jk! No really, we are ;) Anyhoo here’s another throwback, this time from 2011. Wow what a babe, and she kinda likes it a little rough by the way. Enjoy!