Happy Throwback Thursday! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a throwback mailer. I think it was a good idea to recycle these into digital format, don’t ya think? Nothing goes to waste, everything is recycled. It’s like when I finally tell my open-minded friends that I’m a phone sex operator, the VERY first thing they always say is “WTF, phone sex is STILL around??” Abso-fucking-lutely YES, believe it or not. It’s safer than prostitution, I’ll tell you that. So like I said, nothing ever really goes away.
It’s been a while since I’ve posted a sexy GIF. Here you go, enjoy! And as always, call now if you’re a man who loves women with big fucking tits! She’d LOVE to rub your hard, smooth cock all over those sensitive nipples and inbetween her cleavage…
As you already know, I am pretty much obsessed with shemales aka chicks with dicks. I never even knew I would have such an obsession until I entered the wacky, weird world of phone sex. I just wanted to share with you a very sexy woman I stumbled upon while browsing on YouTube. Her name is Elizabeth Toppz and I am enthralled by her:
So if this turns you on and want to express your own shemale fantasies, call now baby!
Life is pretty hard when you’re young & horny like me; like ALL I think about is sex. Is this normal? I can’t even concentrate sometimes, there’s days when I’m LITERALLY squirming in my seat and having wet, gushy dreams in class! To the point where it feels as if I peed myself. Guys my age wanna sext but for real…I wanna get fucked, pounded, slammed. I dream about an older man with a thick fucking cock. OMG, I can’t believe I just said that…
Spring is just a few days away. I seriously can’t wait! Can’t wait for the snow to melt, can’t wait to go outside more, can’t wait to wear tank tops & short skirts, but most of all…I can’t wait to go on picnics & get naughty with my best friend! She’s so cute, and her skin smells like vanilla. Oh and her tits are nice to touch. I bet you’d like to know what we would do if YOU were there too? Call to find out, mister!
You miss my dirty fucking mouth, don’t you baby? Well in case you were wondering where I’ve been, I blog over here too. Too bad there’s not enough of me to go around, otherwise I’d be blogging sexy stuff 24/7. I seriously need a clone of myself (then we’d probably be making out, groping each other and completely forget about promoting our phone sex blog), but I digress! Until then, enjoy the visuals & call now! It’s only 89¢ per min with a tiny $2.99 connect fee. Hope to hear you CUM soon! ;)
Sometimes a bitch gets tired of jerking guys off…on the phone. Haha, true story! Not only do I have to do that, but I gotta make sure you keep on coming back. So a bitch has to tweet constantly, blog constantly and keep it all going. Phone sex is not as easy as people make it out to be; it’s very competitive out here on the web – so many internet-savvy chicks are vying for your attention & so am I. Not that I’m complaining or anything, I love my job and I’d be stupid broke if I stopped; but I get tired of it too.
So like the rest of the human rat race, I need to take a little vacation. I won’t be blogging here as much. But maybe if I have a really good post up my sleeve, I will post! But until then, enjoy the archives…and enjoy this Valentine throwback from 2013! Now be a good boy & show Mom how you do it! ;)
I was lurking on Twitter when I stumbled upon this girl. I literally had to do a doubletake because I wasn’t sure if she was trans. Her name is Jessica Versace, hailing from Italy. So young & so fucking cute, I really can’t stand it…
If you have a hot tranny fantasy that you’re DYING to express, call now sexy!
I know I said last time that I would be updating the blog regularly but lo & behold – I haven’t. Sorry about that! But then again, is anyone really reading this? So anyways we are here, behind the scenes mostly. We hope you’ve gotten a chance to check out our latest version of Easy Girls! Simplified to make your browsing & calling experience easier. After all, we must live up to our name, right? ;)
If you enjoy the bigger ladies – those hot, curvy women with BIG BOOBS, check out our BBW / TITS section!
I was searching for the right pic to go with this post. I love finding retro smut on the internet. Matches nicely with our blog too. If you’re horny, you know what to do!
You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and say “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”
Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.
But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx
Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)