Hello there phone sexers! It’s been a while since we’ve updated you on the happenings in the phone sex and adult world. Well, we’re back, and without further ado, here’s the latest:

For all the folks in Tempe, AZ, you’re in for a treat. Stray Cat Theater will be presenting the cult hit Chicks With Dicks from April 19 through May 11. We’ve heard tremendous reviews about this play and recommend it to anyone with a crass sense of humor and who likes their women a little… extra-oridnary.

Looks like Rob Kardashian’s been hanging with paid escorts these days. Rob, play it safe (and have fun at the same time) with some phone sex man, seriously.

And for all the Facebookers, beware of a new virus out there that’s distributing child pornography. Posts begin with “Watch if you’re curious…”. Be on the lookout people, don’t say we didn’t warn ya!