Sorry to disappoint but my adult fantasy isn’t very exciting or creative.

I watched Batman vs. Superman recently and it was really hard to choose who I would go for:

on the one hand you’ve got Superman aka Clark Kent – dark hair, blue eyes, handsome, strong yet gentle & totally out of this world.

On the other hand, you’ve got Batman aka Bruce Wayne – also handsome, wealthy, mysterious and kind of dark around the edges.

They are both equally fit and so very attractive; I would fuck them both in a heartbeat.

And Wonder Woman would probably be my girlfriend in an alternate universe but she would probably be too busy for me so…

let’s get back to Batman & Superman.

Like I said, my fantasy is nothing out of the ordinary. I really just want to get banged by both of these men at the same time.

I would want to start off slow of course, taking turns kissing them and touching their chiseled faces. I’m wearing office attire just like Lois Lane (except my hair is dark and I’m a lot more curvy & busty) – white button up shirt, black pencil skirt and heels, my hair tied up in a bun. I rub my hands up and down their hard, smooth bodies and can feel their cocks rising up to meet my hands.

We don’t have sex right away. We’re just kissing and groping each other for some time. I haven’t figured out how these two hunks of flesh are going to undress themselves and start pounding me, I suppose it just happens somehow…

I lead them both to the couch so I can take turns straddling them. I take turns kissing them while I’m on all fours, I take a playful bite at Superman’s rock hard cock and he flings me back with superhuman strength and Batman catches me. He’s got a tight grip on me and I’m now sandwiched in between these two, insanely strong men; I can feel Batman’s hardon poking me from behind his suit and starts to unzip and pull my skirt down while Superman unbuttons my shirt and presses himself hard against me. He starts to put his hand around my neck and my tits, kisses me sloppily (as if he was the evil version of himself) while Batman pulls my panties halfway down and slides his black gloved hands up my dripping wet slit. By this time I can’t stand it, I am so fucking turned on. I’m really trying to control myself but I’m breathing heavily, my boobs are glistening in sweat and perfume and my panties are already beyond soaked. I think I already came? I don’t even know, but this is truly beyond my wildest dreams. I wish this moment would last forever.

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Today I’m going to delve into a favorite topic of mine…fetishes. The word alone invokes sexual desire and makes most peoples’ faces have an O reaction. Add fetish onto the end of any word in a conversation to see what I mean.

For example: I had the most amazing lunch with my coworker, it was so satisfying. However, now I need to head into the bathroom and rub one out…because I have a major sushi fetish. ;)

Being in the phone sex business, we obviously get a variety of calls from fetishists.

First let’s define these terms:

According to Wikipedia: Sexual Fetishism, or Erotic Fetishism, is defined as “the sexual arousal a person receives from a physical object, or from a specific situation. The object or situation of interest is called the fetish; the person who has a fetish for that object/situation is called a fetishist.”

Now on to the fun! Exploring some of the top fetishes out there…

Here’s a great article, with a list of ten top fetishes:

Top 10 Fetishes
1. Voyeurism and Exhibitionism

2. Golden Showers
3. Water
4. Braids, Ponytails, Pigtails
5. Fingernails and Lipstick
6. Feet and Hands
7. D&S (Domination and Submission)
8. Leather, Rubber, Vinyl, Latex
9. Body Piercings
10. Stomachs

OK, great foreplay but today I want something freakier for my main course.

8 Freakiest Fetishes
1. Woolies: obsessed about wool clothing

2. Squashing Fetish: obsessed about getting squashed by an XL woman
3. Robot Fetishism: obsessed about robots
4. Objectophilia: obsessed about objects
5. Looners: obsessed about balloons
6. Mucophilia: obsessed about sneezing
7. Pedal Pushing Fetish: obsessed about pedal gas pumping
8. Hands on the Hip Fetish: obsessed with this position

6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes that are older than you think
1. Sadomasochism
2. Zoophilia
3. Necrophilia
4. Foot Fetishism
5. Autoerotic Asphyxiation

6. Tentacle Rape

10 Bizarrely Hilarious Fetishes
1. Macrophilia: Women with giant vaginas
2. Spectrophilia: Supernatural lovers
3. Exophilia: Alien lovers
4. Flatulophilia: Fart fetishism
5. Agalmatophilia: Statue fetishism
6. Sploshing and Sitophilia: Food fetish
7. Hierophilia: Religious fetishism
8. Smoking Fetishism
9. Kleptolagnia: Stealing fetish
10. Trichophilia: Hair fetish

Strange Sex Fetishes and Practices
1. Balloon Fetishism (poppers and non poppers)
2. Hematolognia: Vampire Sex
3. Adult Baby Syndrome
4. Knismolagnia: Tickling Fetish
5. Flying in the Nude
6. Karezza: Prolonging or Denying Release (similiar to Tantra, but more of a control factor)
7. Sexual Surrogates
8. Sploshing (basically like a food fight, with yourself)
9. Agalmatophilia: Doll Fetish
10. Love Huts
11. Objectum Sexuality
12. Ursusagalmatophiliacs: Furries
13. Exophilia: Alien Sex
14. Trichophilia: Hair Fetish
15. Tantric Sex

20 Strange and Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
1. Symorophilia: Arousal caused by accidents or disasters
2. Dendrophilia: Sexual interest in trees
3. Frotteurism: Rubbing up against a non-consenting person
4. Enderacinism: Arousal caused by the thought of ripping out sexual organs
5. Mucophilia: Sexual pleasure related to mucas
6. Autonepiophilia: Sexual pleasure derived by dressing like an infant
7. Gerontophilia: Sexual preference for the elderly
8. Salirophilia: Fetish involving soiling others
9. Ursusagalmatophilia: Arousal caused by dressing like a furry animal
10. Aptemnophilia: Aroused by amputees
11. Formicrophilia: Arousal caused by insects bitting or crawling on body
12. Vorarephilia: Aroused by thought of eating or being eaten by sexual partner
13. Zoosadism: Sexual pleasure derived by inflicting pain on animals
14. Agalmatophilia: Statue or mannequin fetish
15. Mechanophilia: Sexual attraction to cars or machines
16. Avisodomy: Sex with a bird
17. Oculolinctus: Erotic pleasure via licking someone’s eyeball
18. Psychrophilia: Arousal contingent upon contact with cold objects
19. Hierophilia: Sexual attraction to religious objects
20. Catheterophilia: Sexual interest in catheter usage

So, there are a few repeats…but interesting to see what’s out there in the fetish world, right.
You’re not alone in your masturbatory fantasies!

Two of my personal favorite fetishes that surprisingly were not included in the above lists are:
Spanking: including erotic spanking, punishment, whipping, flogging, paddling
Bondage: mainly rope fetish, but also including handcuffs, scarves, ties, belts

The imagination is a wonderful thing, let the fantasies continue. Cheers to your pleasure…and mine. ;)