I don’t really get out much these days so I absolutely LOVE Netflix. I can be holed up in my apartment for days just binge-watching stuff. I’ll go to a movie once in a great while but it’s so freakin’ expensive these days. I sound like a boring cunt IRL, but trust me – I can turn you on with my sexy voice! You just have to call. Anyhow, here’s a page from an old phone sex mailer where we did silly movie references. Sex is cheesy, you know? Enjoy & as always – give us a call if you’re horny! ;)
and suck a hard fucking cock together…because sharing is caring!
You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and sayย “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”
Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.
But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx
Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)
It’s been quiet around here but our phone sex lines are still ringing more than ever! Anyway, did you miss us? Here is another one from our archives – this one is from 2011. So if it turns you on, you know what to do baby! ;)
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