Stumbled upon some really cool art! Check out Ulrik Bad Ass on Tumblr. This person highly emphasizes that the girls portrayed are 18 and over. It’s called fantasy art for a reason, so get a grip.

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.

So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/

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Hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend & spent some time calling our girls!! ;)

If you’re reading this then you already know that we’re open 24/7 – we work HARD to give you pleasure. So be sure to call us so we can “WORK” that body, mind and C**K! All you have to do is ask baby. xox

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