It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.

So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/

If you’re an ass man & want to get up all in that dirty hole, give us a call!

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Phone sex is hard work. Yeah, seriously! It’s similiar to working in an office: your room has to be quiet so there should be absolutely no distractions; you have to focus, pay attention and most of all – you have to work super HARD to make the guy CUM and feel satisfied. So you gotta respect the ladies who do this for a living. And don’t ask for a freebie either, it’s not gonna happen. Anyways, so that is my intro to this sexy throwback phone sex mailer from 2011. Is there a sexy co-worker on your mind? Maybe she’s your boss – you think she’s a mega bitch but you also think she’s hot as fuck? If so, tell us about it. Just click to call baby…

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Hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend & spent some time calling our girls!! ;)

If you’re reading this then you already know that we’re open 24/7 – we work HARD to give you pleasure. So be sure to call us so we can “WORK” that body, mind and C**K! All you have to do is ask baby. xox

Pounding this ass may result in extremely hot orgasms! Click on the picture to call now…

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