I’m writing this real quickie style to let yall know I’m here and I’m horny AF!! So fuckin horny that I gotta rub my dripping wet pussy on a pillow. Ohhh it feels REALLY wet and slimy down there. It’s hard to give all the details so someone please call me rn before it goes away, I’d love to get off with someone!

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Wow dudes. I haven’t blogged on here in FOREVER and there are even more subscribers now. WTF?

Well that makes me happy…and WET actually! Dripping. fucking. WET.

Because let’s be honest – the pandemic has made everyone sick of the people they live with in real life and horny as fuck for all the smoking hot, sex worker sluts you see online.

So we fucking win and I still get mad horny when I talk to random guys on the phone.

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You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and say “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.

But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx

Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)

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It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)

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Working hard, or hardly working? Either way, have a sextastic day and be sure to call us for all your dirty, uninhibited fantasies! Look to the right side of our blog for all of our 89 Cent Phone Sex promotions happening right now. Better take advantage of that shit because it might not be around forever!

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So mesmerizing! Here at EasyGirls.com we are proud to say that we think like you and agree ;)

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