Her name was Christina. She was the cashier manager at the university bookstore where he worked. She was a bitch, but she radiated sex. He glanced over from his register to where she stood, her eyes downcast, head tilted slightly to the right as she rung up a return. The slut. Her eyes were cool and bored. They were the same color as her coffee-and-cream skin. She wore a bright pink sweater today, and he could see the bulge of her nipples beneath it’s thin fabric. She couldn’t be wearing a bra. He felt his cock start to get hard inside his pants.

Read the rest here!

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I know I tend to mention big dicks a lot. And yes, if you read this blog regularly then you know how much I LOVE them but for the rest of the population…

it’s okay to be average.

it’s also okay to be smaller than average.

But you know what I really don’t like? Small dick guys who overcompensate & become jerks through their words and actions.

Please don’t be a jerk, don’t buy into the idea that you are less of a man (unless it’s your kink or whatever). It’s easier to just come clean and be honest than be a literal dick to people. But hey, if you want to lose friends/respect from your peers then by all means, carry on.

I guess the point I’m trying to make here is that with phone sex or real life situations, get creative & use your imagination!

If your dick is small, be the best at licking pussy or to be gender-neutral here – giving head. They might be even down to try anal with you.

Remember boys and girls, porn is a fantasy. It is not real life. So don’t assume that your partner likes things a certain way just because you saw it in a porno. And don’t assume that your partner always likes it big! They might actually prefer something else. It may seem silly, but asking questions means you care about how the other person feels.

And that is my PSA for the day.

Is sex in real life still scary for you? Don’t worry, you can always have phone sex first! And who knows, you might learn a thing or two from our sexually skilled ladies ;)

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p.s. I had to put a sexy version of Ron Jeremy here, because this is how I want to remember The Hedgehog.

Dead! I love phone sex spoofs, especially when they’re really funny. This one had me rolling!!

Have I told you that I love talking shit to a dude, it makes my day. It gets my adrenaline pumping actually…

just saying! Sluts gotta have fun too ;)

I don’t mean to rub it in, I really don’t. But I know for a fact that winter is a shitty time to be alone. Depression, loneliness and other random (unhealthy) thoughts tend to kick in and it fucking sucks. It doesn’t help that it gets dark much quicker and it’s cold.

And for some strange reason, things always seem to fall apart right around the holidays – either someone dies, someone else has some really bad news, people in long term relationships break up or they cheat and everybody finds out. All kinds of uncomfortable situations tend to come out right on the dot when everyone is supposed to be all merry and cheerful and shit.

I know how you feel, I too have a hard time escaping from myself! The stuff I think about overwhelms me sometimes. It can be too much too bear…

Luckily, I can escape myself by pretending to be someone else for a bit. It really makes me feel good to be wanted by lots of strangers.

If you’re looking to escape from yourself too, then you know what to do. I’ll be waiting!

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Do you ever feel like you’re floating away into another dimension, kinda like daydreaming or having a mild outer body experience? You’re in another dimension staring at the same thing – over and over again – hypnotized by the movement and imagining the vibration and jiggle of DAT ASS. It’s not even sexual really (well maybe a little), but it’s more like a soothing, relaxing, hypnotic…even euphoric kind of feeling. Not to get too mental about it (because I have shit to do), but this GIF has that effect on me. I feel like I can go on about my day now in a very relaxed state.

Now spank my ass and spread my cheeks, my own words just turned me on.

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Sorry not sorry! I’ve been busy and kinda slacking on the blog posts these days, but just in time for your personal “horny” holiday is this hot young teenage girl, ready to warm you up! She was our phone sex mailer cover girl from 2012. Enjoy and as always, give us a call if you’re feeling it! ;)

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Getting closer to a slutty, sexy Halloween! We know for a fact that our callers love hot moms, aka MILFs. There’s so much boner material right there. I mean, what young man hasn’t dreamt of being seduced by a hot, older woman? She already knows exactly what to do to make you explode, just making you beg for more. So here’s another throwback phone sex mailer from 2012. Enjoy and get to phone fucking a mature lady now! ;)

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I’ve already got Halloween on my mind, it’s seriously my favorite holiday. Why? Because my inner slut comes out and I can flaunt it to the world. I love dressing up with my best friend – feeling super sexy and showing off our bodies, it’s really the only time we get to do it! Sure it may all sound kinda cliché, but come on – how can you ignore a smoking hot nurse, or a Marilyn Monroe, or a slutty cop chick who wants to arrest you! We’re almost adults, but adults gotta have fun too, right? Well here’s me & my BFF just dressing up for fun & fooling around. We have no idea what we’re going to be yet BUT who cares! Aren’t we cute? My parents won’t be home for a while & we’d love to play with an older guy. Is that you, mister? Click on the pic to call us now. RAWR.

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Hello! Just wanted to send out another reminder that you can access our hot & sexy-as-fuck blog on your smartphone. You damn skippy. Not only are we phone sex operators, but we are also skilled in disrupting your mind through hypnotic imagery. When you want phone sex, you WILL think of us. We’re fucking easy (thus the name “Easy Girls”), and there’s really not a shit ton of bullshit to read on our blog. Hell yeah.

So that is all, have a fucktastic day! Click on the image to phone fuck now sexy! xox

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