Ok seriously, WTF. Who did this?? I’m shocked obviously and my mind is blown. Like, where did you all come from?? Did you all come from Brazzers.com??
So thanks a lot people…now the PRESSURE is really ON for me to post some really good content here! SMH.
Haha, not. I do what I want!!😝
Nothing’s changed. Just getting more traffic, that’s all.
So enjoy the archives…or call right now for a hot phonefuck. Bye!
What’s up guys, girls and nonbinary people – if there’s any who read this!
So you probably know this already: I don’t know what to blog about on here anymore and I sound like a broken fucking record.
FUCKING A, RIGHT?
At this point, I just feel like typing whatever the fuck I want to type. It’s not gonna make sense anymore. It will be gibberish, or it will be poetry.
One thing is for sure though, it will be SEX. Whatever oozes out of my mouth will be cream-filled, sloppy, dirty, addictive, RAW.
I’m pretty much rambling now. Not sure where this is going, but I don’t care.
I want someone who will FUCK my brains out with words. Someone who is on MY FUCKING LEVEL.
Someone who will stimulate my brain SO FUCKING MUCH, that I start to cream and get wet…FOR REAL.
Someone who will PHONEFUCK ME over and over again. If you don’t believe that anything can actually happen just by talking to someone over the phone, FUCK YOU and FUCK OFF. Why are you reading this then??
‘Cause I got you hooked, that’s why.
You’re hooked on the things I say, you’re SO hooked that you want to meet me.
And that’s why I AM SEX, a SEX GODDESS WHO PENETRATES YOU WITH HER WORDS.
You may or may not get me (the actual writer of this blog post) on the phone, but you might get someone who will stimulate the FUCK out of you and give you as much MENTAL PENETRATION as you need.
Stop assuming that sex is only physical. Sex is mental, sex is also spiritual.
So, are you up for the FUCKING challenge? Are you ready to have your MIND FUCKED in every which way? And are you as equally ready to GIVE BACK?
For those who like to read: If you obsess about phone sex as much as I do, I stumbled upon a blog (albeit old) that I thought was very interesting, funny and still relevant to what we do. Check it out: Operator 15
Here is a really good one: My All Time Favorite Call