Well, isn’t it? I guess if I were you, I’d be “here” just for the pictures too!

Does it even matter that I haven’t updated this blog since last year? I don’t think it does.

You see, I’m having an existensial crisis of some sort. Things that used to have meaning for me no longer don’t. Like this blog. That’s why I stopped updating it.

Our minds evolve from wanting one thing to wanting something else.

Except I don’t know what that “something else” is.

So while I’m staying low key trying to figure shit out, I decided I would write something quick here. So if someone is actually reading this – I hope you are happy, healthy and most of all…horny! Because horny guys keeps us in business.

Have a great start to this new year. And yes, give us a call. Cock hungry MILF sluts are waiting to slob on that knob! Bye!😘😜😝

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I don’t really get out much these days so I absolutely LOVE Netflix. I can be holed up in my apartment for days just binge-watching stuff. I’ll go to a movie once in a great while but it’s so freakin’ expensive these days. I sound like a boring cunt IRL, but trust me – I can turn you on with my sexy voice! You just have to call. Anyhow, here’s a page from an old phone sex mailer where we did silly movie references. Sex is cheesy, you know? Enjoy & as always – give us a call if you’re horny! ;)

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