Found on YouTube; it’s hilarious yet oh-so-very true. Your Hot Mom Fantasy game is STRONG!
Phone sex is hard work. Yeah, seriously! It’s similiar to working in an office: your room has to be quiet so there should be absolutely no distractions; you have to focus, pay attention and most of all – you have to work super HARD to make the guy CUM and feel satisfied. So you gotta respect the ladies who do this for a living. And don’t ask for a freebie either, it’s not gonna happen. Anyways, so that is my intro to this sexy throwback phone sex mailer from 2011. Is there a sexy co-worker on your mind? Maybe she’s your boss – you think she’s a mega bitch but you also think she’s hot as fuck? If so, tell us about it. Just click to call baby…
School kinda sucks. Getting up early, getting dressed, walking, running, being on time, paying attention in class, trying to stay awake for it all. But then again you know what’s fucking awesome? All the pretty girls you get to see all day, DUH! Young girls, school girls…horny, slutty girls! Can you even control that boner of yours??
So yeah, maybe school isn’t so bad after all? It’s pretty much the basis for all sorts of sexual fantasies.
Here’s a flashback phone sex mailer from 2012. You’re welcome! So, are you horny or what? Click on the pic to call NOW :)
I’ve been so excited to bring you this post just because I really love this artist’s work. And it’s hard to share this kind of stuff with your regular friends because they may or may not understand and might think you’re some kind of perverted weirdo. Luckily, my anonymous readers & callers understand! ;)
Namio Harukawa draws larger-than-life, overtly sexy women overpowering smaller, weaker men. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do…and get aroused just by looking at it! Thanks again Tumblr for the images.
If you are indeed turned on and feel the urge to be dominated right fucking now,
Yup, my thoughts exactly! Don’t worry, it’s not a long read: