Sometimes a bitch gets tired of jerking guys off…on the phone. Haha, true story! Not only do I have to do that, but I gotta make sure you keep on coming back. So a bitch has to tweet constantly, blog constantly and keep it all going. Phone sex is not as easy as people make it out to be; it’s very competitive out here on the web – so many internet-savvy chicks are vying for your attention & so am I. Not that I’m complaining or anything, I love my job and I’d be stupid broke if I stopped; but I get tired of it too.

So like the rest of the human rat race, I need to take a little vacation. I won’t be blogging here as much. But maybe if I have a really good post up my sleeve, I will post! But until then, enjoy the archives…and enjoy this Valentine throwback from 2013! Now be a good boy & show Mom how you do it! ;)

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