Seriously though, who doesn’t love a big fucking ass? So round, so thick, so spankable, so juicy! Call now if you’re an ASSMAN, baby!! I can’t wait to put my ass all up in your face and let you smell it!😋🍑😋🍑😋🍑
It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.
So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/
If you’re an ass man & want to get up all in that dirty hole, give us a call!
Another Throwback Thursday is here and the hits just keep on coming! This one is from 2012. It may seem like we toot our own horn a lot around here, but then again who else is gonna do it? It’s a DIY society – which means often times you just have to DO IT YOURSELF. At least with phone sex, you have a sexy voice to assist you in getting off! So if real life is getting you down, fucking treat yourself! Call and tell us your most secret, most uninhibited taboo fantasy!
It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)
Working hard, or hardly working? Either way, have a sextastic day and be sure to call us for all your dirty, uninhibited fantasies! Look to the right side of our blog for all of our 89 Cent Phone Sex promotions happening right now. Better take advantage of that shit because it might not be around forever!
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