Well, isn’t it? I guess if I were you, I’d be “here” just for the pictures too!

Does it even matter that I haven’t updated this blog since last year? I don’t think it does.

You see, I’m having an existensial crisis of some sort. Things that used to have meaning for me no longer don’t. Like this blog. That’s why I stopped updating it.

Our minds evolve from wanting one thing to wanting something else.

Except I don’t know what that “something else” is.

So while I’m staying low key trying to figure shit out, I decided I would write something quick here. So if someone is actually reading this – I hope you are happy, healthy and most of all…horny! Because horny guys keeps us in business.

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Spring is just a few days away. I seriously can’t wait! Can’t wait for the snow to melt, can’t wait to go outside more, can’t wait to wear tank tops & short skirts, but most of all…I can’t wait to go on picnics & get naughty with my best friend! She’s so cute, and her skin smells like vanilla. Oh and her tits are nice to touch. I bet you’d like to know what we would do if YOU were there too? Call to find out, mister!

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