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Hi. It’s been a fucking minute, hasn’t it? I haven’t posted here because I’ve actually run out of things to say,ย to be honest. I think I’m even a little burnt out by phone sex and I’m sick of looking at porn too. I need a permanent vacation, or better yet…I need to get seriously far away fromย this world. I wish to be abducted by aliens and never return to this shitty planet.👽

So I’m just gonna do what everyone else does on the internet: steal pictures from Tumblr and post them here.

So. Wanna fuck me on the phone?

Call 1-800-BIG-TITS