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10) I’m allowed to say “fuck”…even highly encouraged. (Got in trouble for this at my last job!)
9) I don’t have to be ashamed for being “horny at work”.
8) The dress code is SEXY! Birthday suits are always welcome.
7) I don’t have to leave my house! Gas ain’t cheap these days, yo!
6) Finding out what other people’s kinks are…and adopting some I liked for myself!
5) My phone is a tax write-off.
4) My apartment is a tax write-off. Well, at least part of it.
3) I have the safest sex of anyone I know!
2) Every single day is different!
1) Getting paid to masturbate!
Yup…it’s a decent life I live in the phonesex biz. I love talking to new guys. I love my regulars. I feel very sorry for people stuck in a cubicle, having to trek to the water cooler to get 3 mins to be social. I have always been a big talker, and so for me it is great to be able to gab and flirt and tease all day long. Plus, I love knowing for sure I’ve satisfied my customers!
Ok, enough bragging, talk to you all soon, I hope!

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Hello boys…it’s that time again…time for me to bear my dirty little soul to you all on here, giving you a rare inside peek into the world of phone sex…

Today I’d like to give tips to my callers about how to have absolute best experience on a phonesex call!

First of all, don’t be shy! There is nothing we haven’t heard—no kink, desire, or inclination that we haven’t experienced before from a caller. So don’t worry about bringing up what you really want—we won’t judge! Let it all hang out!

Second, it’s YOUR fantasy! Role-playing is one of the best parts of the job! We all could use a little time away from the realities of our lives, so take the time to indulge. Since it’s a fantasy, take it all the way! Be who you want to be, and we’ll be who you want us to be!

Third, take it slow. I know, I know, it’s your “dime”, but don’t rush in so much you can’t enjoy one of the best parts of sex- foreplay! The more you let me “rev” you up, the more rewarding your climax will be!

Lastly, don’t’ forget to tell us we pleased you! Nothing makes us happier than knowing we’ve satisfied our customers!

That’s it for now boy! Happy, horny dialing! xoxo

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Ooooooh boy…every now and then, I get a caller that says something that really makes me laugh and just takes me by total surprise. You’d think in this line of work it would be HARD to be surprised, but no! Sometimes I have to hold back an urge to just LOL…and it ain’t easy!

So I was on the phone last night with a caller from Kentucky. I love my southern callers—the accent is both charming and funny, and they are usually pretty nice guys, and young too. I like to picture them all as sexy cowboys with thick, 8” cocks who like it a bit rough…so anyway, we were getting into it; I had his pants around his ankles, and he was doing what you boys do, and yeah, I might have had my panties down too (it’s important to enjoy your work!) and I was starting to feel myself getting close, and I could hear HE was definitely close. Everything was perfect, and right as he came (beating me to my big O), he shouted: “Take that man chowder, bitch!”

MAN CHOWDER?! I could hardly contain my laughter – I actually about fell out of my chair, my own orgasm be damned for the moment, when he said this. The idea of picturing his cum with little chunks of potato and clam in there…it was TOO FUCKING FUNNY!  Jim Carey as Ace Ventura popped into my head and I almost wanted to ask him “New York, or Manhattan?”

But don’t worry, I still got my O—I ALWAYS do. It just had a momentary interruption!

I had NEVER heard that term before– and like I said, I thought I’d heard it all– but damn, that shit is hilarious! I may just have to add that one to my little sexy lexicon! Yes, boys, I will eat every last bite of your delicious man chowder! Keep it warm for me, OK? You’d like that, right? ;)  If it tastes as good as it sounds, it’s a date!

OK, signing off for now, your favorite little slut phone goddess,

Sedussa <3

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Two things commonly associated with one another are phone sex and geeks. Throw in Paris Hilton and now you have a fascinating combination. Well, thankfully SNL are in the business of funny and delivered this very combination. D&D just took on a whole new meaning.