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Basically my life. Guys with accents are cool.

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We getting turnt up tonight!!

Hah, not really.

More like: we bloggin, we tweetin, we gettin lit, we sexy talkin on the phone allllll night long.

Staying home and making dat money, basically.

Here’s some party music to get you hyped.

Have a nice weekend. Call us if you’re horny as fuck😘😘😘

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You guys, this song is FIRE!! This hot new song is by (Khia, remember her?) and TS Madison – ex pornstar, entertainer, entrepreneur.

I just had to post it because I’m hooked and I think she’s beautiful and funny as fuck.

And here’s a picture of her big ass dick! See my other blog post about this Big Dick Bitch! ;)

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It’s funny, awkward, but also really sexy! And if you want sexy, pay close attention to the interracial couple. Omfg, that was actually pretty damn HOT.

So how much hotter would it be with a completely anonymous person? Find out for yourself…

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Dead! I love phone sex spoofs, especially when they’re really funny. This one had me rolling!!

Have I told you that I love talking shit to a dude, it makes my day. It gets my adrenaline pumping actually…

just saying! Sluts gotta have fun too ;)

As you already know, I am pretty much obsessed with shemales aka chicks with dicks. I never even knew I would have such an obsession until I entered the wacky, weird world of phone sex. I just wanted to share with you a very sexy woman I stumbled upon while browsing on YouTube. Her name is Elizabeth Toppz and I am enthralled by her:

So if this turns you on and want to express your own shemale fantasies, call now baby!

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I just discovered ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) recently – apparently it’s a phenomenon which hasn’t been scientifically proven but a lot of people claim to have experienced it. You get tingling / chilling sensations from your brain to your spine from watching & listening to soothing sounds such as gentle whispering, plastic crinkling, fingernails tapping, etc. Sounds boring, but I have watched a couple of videos where I couldn’t sleep and it worked. I mean let’s face it – when you work as a PSO (Phone Sex Operator) – you don’t really sleep like normal people do due to oddball hours. I haven’t experienced the tingling part though. ASMR is not meant to be for sexual stimulation, but if you get “sexually stimulated” from it, well then hey – that’s a bonus for you! ;)