And you know why? Because deep down inside, we ALWAYS know what a guy wants. Just because a girl is slutty doesn’t mean she’s stupid. She gets what she wants and doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone else thinks. So drunk dial us baby & let’s fuck! #easygirls

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I’ve been so excited to bring you this post just because I really love this artist’s work. And it’s hard to share this kind of stuff with your regular friends because they may or may not understand and might think you’re some kind of perverted weirdo. Luckily, my anonymous readers & callers understand! ;)

Namio Harukawa draws larger-than-life, overtly sexy women overpowering smaller, weaker men. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do…and get aroused just by looking at it! Thanks again Tumblr for the images.

If you are indeed turned on and feel the urge to be dominated right fucking now,

Call 1-800-919-2BEG

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Miko is young and very pretty. She is shy, yet there is a seductive side to her. You can tell she is burning up with desire and really wants to get to know a sexy American man. You should call Miko now and get her to reveal her most secret fantasies!

Callย 800-ASK-4-SEX

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Thank youuuu internet for all the sexy pictures! If it wasn’t for the internet, I’d actually have to get dressed, leave the comforts of my cozy bedroom, go outside my apartment, pick up a local smut newspaper (do they still have those?) or drive to the seedy parts of my neighborhood to attempt to look for a sheman. And probably not even a good-looking one! ::shivers:: Sorry but crossdressers & transvestites just don’t do it for me like a real shemale does. WOW! I found this on Tumblr and had to post on here! Enjoy. xx

Call 800-WET-TSTV

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That dreaded love holiday is coming around the fucking corner. And you know you’re gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. Well, don’t fret! You’ll never be lonely as long as we’re around. And we can cut to the chase and get to sexing each other without the expensive flowers & candy. Now that’s the best shit EVER! I always say: get YOURS any.which.way.YOU.can. So make sure to call us baby! xox

p.s. this pretty young nymph with a bangin’ bod is already waiting for YOU!

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While you’re waiting for the big game to start up again, you should call and SCORE with a hot & naughty babe! After all, sports and sex always go hand in hand, so make this weekend the best weekend EVER!

Call 1-800-ASK-4-SEX

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