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Hi. It’s been a fucking minute, hasn’t it? I haven’t posted here because I’ve actually run out of things to say, to be honest. I think I’m even a little burnt out by phone sex and I’m sick of looking at porn too. I need a permanent vacation, or better yet…I need to get seriously far away from this world. I wish to be abducted by aliens and never return to this shitty planet.👽

So I’m just gonna do what everyone else does on the internet: steal pictures from Tumblr and post them here.

So. Wanna fuck me on the phone?

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I just had to post it because I’m hooked and I think she’s beautiful and funny as fuck.

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Another short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):

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I have dreams about (I’ll call her Mrs. Rios), my neighbor. She’s super hot and curvy in all the right places. She lives across the street & comes home around 6pm everyday and so I lurk on her from my bedroom window. I even spent some money on binoculars so I can really see those gorgeous tits of hers.

When she’s looking extra fine, I start to stroke my cock to her. She makes me cum pretty fucking hard.

Let me describe her to you: she’s about 5’8″ I think – long, black hair, brown skin, curvy, big tits, MILFY basically. She’s probably almost 40 but she looks damn good. But she’s also married. Her husband is shorter than her and from the looks of it, she’s the shot caller. She drives a beamer and has a Gucci bag and all. Tried saying hi to her one day and she just looked at me. Fucking bitch. She’s a high class, stuckup broad and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day…

except in my fantasy.

Yup. I’m fucking this cunt in my fantasy, and she LOVES it. She acts like she doesn’t, but when I bust out my huge cock and slap my hardass meat on her face – it’s over. Oh and I forgot to mention…her puny little husband is watching! Hahaha.

You see, I know when they’re home. So one night, I put on a ski mask, got my bb gun and walked over there around 8pm. Mrs. Rios was in the kitchen and her hubby was watching TV. I snuck into one of the windows and surprised the shit out of them! It was hot so Mrs. Rios was wearing a boner-inducing outfit – tank top, no bra and small ass shorts. Oh my fucking God! I instantly got a hardon so I had to do this quick. I grabbed her from her fine behind, my hard dick practically poking her ass, pointed the bb gun at her head and told her not to fucking move…

We’re gonna make our way to the living room now and you better not fucking scream or I’ll pull the trigger. I think she was scared, but at the same time I couldn’t help but feel that she was also turned on? Her fuckin nipples were literally poking through her tank top. WTF, was she excited or something? The thought of it got me even harder. I really wanted to fuck her right then and there but hold on…

So we make our way to the living room. Me with a goddamn boner, ski mask on, pretending to rob Mrs. Rios. Her husband was scared as fuck. He’s short and wimpy looking, but maybe he’s smarter than he looks. I’m pretty sure my dick’s bigger than his.

Put your hands up and don’t fucking move! I’m gonna keep this gun pointed at you so you better not scream or shout. Do you understand??

Wimpy husband nodded.

I still had Mrs. Rios around my arms. I pushed her down to their couch. Her hair was in disarray and her tank top had shifted. One of her tits really wanted to come out.

I think by then, Mrs. Rios and her husband saw my hardon. They were calm & really quiet, as if they knew what was about to go down!

So I told her to get on all fours and crawl to me. She did what she was told and I stroked her beautiful hair then pushed her head to my cock.

Suck it, you stuck up fucking bitch. Suck it real good now…

I still had my fake gun pointed at her husband when my face started to contort into that sex face. Mrs. Rios was licking the tip of my 8″ inch dick and doing some flicking with her tongue. She was taking it all in, grabbing my balls and sucking my dick hard. Damn baby, you’re gonna make me cum so I pushed her back, made her face her darling husband while I turned into a real savage and got rough with her. I pulled her shorts & panties down and started to fuck her hard doggystyle while slapping her thick, fat ass. It must’ve stung ’cause Mrs. Rios whimpered. Ski mask was still on so I was sweating like crazy! I was pounding this bitch into submission, sliding in & out of that juicy cunt while telling her that she was nothing but a stuckup bitch and a whore. She was moaning loud and screaming ‘YES, I’M A FUCKING WHORE’ while I pulled on her beautiful disheveled hair.

When I finally came, her husband also had a hard on. So I told him, get over here cuckold and lick up my jizz! I had pulled out enough to cum all over Mrs. Rios’ ass crack and pussy. I really don’t need a pregnant bitch right now.

He did what he was told. So odd, it’s as if he’s done this before. He was calm, but also really delighted it seems.

Married couples are freaks, yo.

And while he did that, I zipped up my pants as quickly as I could and bolted the fuck out of there.

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Everybody is sooo into fitness these days. I guess I am too but my workouts are usually half-assed. But seriously though, don’t work out too hard where those titties get small. Stay voluptuous, stay thick and keep those beautiful tits huge by any means necessary! ;)

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Her name was Christina. She was the cashier manager at the university bookstore where he worked. She was a bitch, but she radiated sex. He glanced over from his register to where she stood, her eyes downcast, head tilted slightly to the right as she rung up a return. The slut. Her eyes were cool and bored. They were the same color as her coffee-and-cream skin. She wore a bright pink sweater today, and he could see the bulge of her nipples beneath it’s thin fabric. She couldn’t be wearing a bra. He felt his cock start to get hard inside his pants.

Read the rest here!

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Happy Earth Day! We hope our blog visitors appreciate Earth as much as we do…

Enjoy this girl with her bushy twat.

Bend down and get a whiff of her natural, musty scent wafting up to your nose.

Slide your fingers into her tight, wet slit and get a taste…splitting it wide open while getting entangled in her hairyness.

Pull your fingers out & lick it all up. Tell me, how does it taste?

Then dive deep into her with your rock hard cock and go with the rhythm.

In and out, back and forth, she’s moaning and gyrating while you’re pumping and groaning.

Go faster, go harder.

Fill up all her holes, she desires your hot seed.

Mother Nature is beautiful and she wants you to cum inside her.

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Sorry to disappoint but my adult fantasy isn’t very exciting or creative.

I watched Batman vs. Superman recently and it was really hard to choose who I would go for:

on the one hand you’ve got Superman aka Clark Kent – dark hair, blue eyes, handsome, strong yet gentle & totally out of this world.

On the other hand, you’ve got Batman aka Bruce Wayne – also handsome, wealthy, mysterious and kind of dark around the edges.

They are both equally fit and so very attractive; I would fuck them both in a heartbeat.

And Wonder Woman would probably be my girlfriend in an alternate universe but she would probably be too busy for me so…

let’s get back to Batman & Superman.

Like I said, my fantasy is nothing out of the ordinary. I really just want to get banged by both of these men at the same time.

I would want to start off slow of course, taking turns kissing them and touching their chiseled faces. I’m wearing office attire just like Lois Lane (except my hair is dark and I’m a lot more curvy & busty) – white button up shirt, black pencil skirt and heels, my hair tied up in a bun. I rub my hands up and down their hard, smooth bodies and can feel their cocks rising up to meet my hands.

We don’t have sex right away. We’re just kissing and groping each other for some time. I haven’t figured out how these two hunks of flesh are going to undress themselves and start pounding me, I suppose it just happens somehow…

I lead them both to the couch so I can take turns straddling them. I take turns kissing them while I’m on all fours, I take a playful bite at Superman’s rock hard cock and he flings me back with superhuman strength and Batman catches me. He’s got a tight grip on me and I’m now sandwiched in between these two, insanely strong men; I can feel Batman’s hardon poking me from behind his suit and starts to unzip and pull my skirt down while Superman unbuttons my shirt and presses himself hard against me. He starts to put his hand around my neck and my tits, kisses me sloppily (as if he was the evil version of himself) while Batman pulls my panties halfway down and slides his black gloved hands up my dripping wet slit. By this time I can’t stand it, I am so fucking turned on. I’m really trying to control myself but I’m breathing heavily, my boobs are glistening in sweat and perfume and my panties are already beyond soaked. I think I already came? I don’t even know, but this is truly beyond my wildest dreams. I wish this moment would last forever.

Do you want to know what happens next?

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The cool thing about phone sex is that you or I can pretend to be whatever the fuck we want to be…

Like, you could be some weird creature with tentacles, wrapping your slimy, slithery extensions around my tight little body penetrating me in every hole…

While as usual I’m the helpless young girl, who just happens to have huge tits – being violated by your disgusting tentacles.

You force yourself on me while I’m kicking and screaming, ripping my underwear off, splitting my legs wide open – impregnating me in the process. I end up giving birth to this weird humanoid creature with tentacles.

But wait for it, there’s a twist!

I actually raise the damn creature and when the time is right, I track you down to exact revenge.

I make sure you experience the same things you put me through – hardcore tentacle rape!

My humanoid son is going to rape you with his tentacles, I did not ask him to do this – he wanted to. And there’s nothing you can do about it.

He’s a virile, young humanoid and he’s gonna tear your ass and mouth up. His appetite for sex is like no other; he got it from his absentee father I suppose? Except my son doesn’t force himself on innocent girls. Inspite of his tentacles, girls (and even guys) throw themselves at him, wanting to be violated by his slimy parts!

Once it’s over, you will truly know what it feels like to be on the receiving end.

And you’ll be sorry that you ever did what you did.

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Let’s be honest here, okay? Not all of us are gonna be going out to dinner and a movie this weekend with someone. And who wants to go out anyway, it’s gonna be crowded as fuck everywhere! I hate crowds and I hate waiting in line. Valentine’s Day is for regular people, and I am NOT a regular person. Bah humbug! Lol. So yeah, I’m probably gonna be holed up in my apartment, watching all kinds of porn (big dicks are my favorite), getting REALLY WET & rubbing one out a few times and talking to guys on the phone.

My best friend (who’s also a phone sex chick btw with a VERY sexy voice and might I add is hot in real life) will most likely come over and keep me company. She’s weird and freaky like me, and if you saw us together you’d probably think we’re sisters. We’re gonna hang out, eat pizza in our underwear, drink beer, laugh and talk shit about people we hate, and if you call…we’ll probably be drunk and we’ll probably be VERY horny by then…and then we’re gonna give you the BEST phone sex threesome gangbang mindfuck you’ve ever had, because we’re damn good at it. And you’ll cum HARD, but seriously though…don’t cum too quick ok?! We HATE that shit.

So you just have to call & find out! Let’s fucking party phone sex style! Fuck V-Day lol xox

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