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Since no one comments on what they actually want to see on here (other than wanting to fuck or wanting to see my boobs), I will attempt to resume posting big tit gifs.

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Well, isn’t it? I guess if I were you, I’d be “here” just for the pictures too!

Does it even matter that I haven’t updated this blog since last year? I don’t think it does.

You see, I’m having an existensial crisis of some sort. Things that used to have meaning for me no longer don’t. Like this blog. That’s why I stopped updating it.

Our minds evolve from wanting one thing to wanting something else.

Except I don’t know what that “something else” is.

So while I’m staying low key trying to figure shit out, I decided I would write something quick here. So if someone is actually reading this – I hope you are happy, healthy and most of all…horny! Because horny guys keeps us in business.

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I honestly have no fucking clue how we even have 20! Subscribers to this blog. That’s insanity. But thank you, I guess?? I can’t even believe the blog has lasted this long – I’ve pretty much run out of things to say like 6 months ago.

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Hi. It’s been a fucking minute, hasn’t it? I haven’t posted here because I’ve actually run out of things to say, to be honest. I think I’m even a little burnt out by phone sex and I’m sick of looking at porn too. I need a permanent vacation, or better yet…I need to get seriously far away from this world. I wish to be abducted by aliens and never return to this shitty planet.👽

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You guys, this song is FIRE!! This hot new song is by (Khia, remember her?) and TS Madison – ex pornstar, entertainer, entrepreneur.

I just had to post it because I’m hooked and I think she’s beautiful and funny as fuck.

And here’s a picture of her big ass dick! See my other blog post about this Big Dick Bitch! ;)

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Another short story submitted by a friend of mine (a guy):

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I have dreams about (I’ll call her Mrs. Rios), my neighbor. She’s super hot and curvy in all the right places. She lives across the street & comes home around 6pm everyday and so I lurk on her from my bedroom window. I even spent some money on binoculars so I can really see those gorgeous tits of hers.

When she’s looking extra fine, I start to stroke my cock to her. She makes me cum pretty fucking hard.

Let me describe her to you: she’s about 5’8″ I think – long, black hair, brown skin, curvy, big tits, MILFY basically. She’s probably almost 40 but she looks damn good. But she’s also married. Her husband is shorter than her and from the looks of it, she’s the shot caller. She drives a beamer and has a Gucci bag and all. Tried saying hi to her one day and she just looked at me. Fucking bitch. She’s a high class, stuckup broad and probably wouldn’t give me the time of day…

except in my fantasy.

Yup. I’m fucking this cunt in my fantasy, and she loves it. She acts like she doesn’t, but when I bust out my cock and slap my hardass meat on her face – it’s over. Oh and I forgot to mention…her puny little husband is watching! Hahaha.

You see, I know when they’re home. So one night, I put on a ski mask, got my bb gun and walked over there around 8pm. Mrs. Rios was in the kitchen and her hubby was watching TV. I snuck into one of the windows and surprised the shit out of them! It was hot so Mrs. Rios was wearing a boner-inducing outfit – tank top, no bra and small ass shorts. Oh my fucking God! I instantly got a hardon so I had to do this quick. I grabbed her from her fine behind, my hard dick practically poking her ass, pointed the bb gun at her head and told her not to fucking move…

We’re gonna make our way to the living room now and you better not fucking scream or I’ll pull the trigger. I think she was scared, but at the same time I couldn’t help but feel that she was also turned on? Her fuckin nipples were literally poking through her tank top. WTF, was she excited or something? The thought of it got me even harder. I really wanted to fuck her right then and there but hold on…

So we make our way to the living room. Me with a goddamn boner, ski mask on, pretending to rob Mrs. Rios. Her husband was scared as fuck. He’s short and wimpy looking, but maybe he’s smarter than he looks. I’m pretty sure my dick’s bigger than his.

Put your hands up and don’t fucking move! I’m gonna keep this gun pointed at you so you better not scream or shout. Do you understand??

Wimpy husband nodded.

I still had Mrs. Rios around my arms. I pushed her down to their couch. Her hair was in disarray and her tank top had shifted. One of her tits really wanted to come out.

I think by then, Mrs. Rios and her husband saw my hardon. They were calm & really quiet, as if they knew what was about to go down!

So I told her to get on all fours and crawl to me. She did what she was told and I stroked her beautiful hair then pushed her head to my cock.

Suck it, you stuck up fucking bitch. Suck it real good now…

I still had my fake gun pointed at her husband when my face started to contort into that sex face. Mrs. Rios was licking the tip of my 8″ inch dick and doing some flicking with her tongue. She was taking it all in, grabbing my balls and sucking my dick hard. Damn baby, you’re gonna make me cum so I pushed her back, made her face her darling husband while I turned into a real savage and got rough with her. I pulled her shorts & panties down and started to fuck her hard doggystyle while slapping her thick, fat ass. It must’ve stung ’cause Mrs. Rios whimpered. Ski mask was still on so I was sweating like crazy! I was pounding this bitch into submission, sliding in & out of that juicy cunt while telling her that she was nothing but a stuckup bitch and a whore. She was moaning loud and screaming ‘YES, I’M A FUCKING WHORE’ while I pulled on her beautiful disheveled hair.

When I finally came, her husband also had a hard on. So I told him, get over here cuckold and lick up my jizz! I had pulled out enough to cum all over Mrs. Rios’ ass crack and pussy. I really don’t need a pregnant bitch right now.

He did what he was told. So odd, it’s as if he’s done this before. He was calm, but also really delighted it seems.

Married couples are freaks, yo.

And while he did that, I zipped up my pants as quickly as I could and bolted the fuck out of there.

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Everybody is sooo into fitness these days. I guess I am too but my workouts are usually half-assed. But seriously though, don’t work out too hard where those titties get small. Stay voluptuous, stay thick and keep those beautiful tits huge by any means necessary! ;)

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Her name was Christina. She was the cashier manager at the university bookstore where he worked. She was a bitch, but she radiated sex. He glanced over from his register to where she stood, her eyes downcast, head tilted slightly to the right as she rung up a return. The slut. Her eyes were cool and bored. They were the same color as her coffee-and-cream skin. She wore a bright pink sweater today, and he could see the bulge of her nipples beneath it’s thin fabric. She couldn’t be wearing a bra. He felt his cock start to get hard inside his pants.

Read the rest here!

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