It’s been a while since I’ve posted an ASS GIF. Like seriously, life is hard when you have to sift thru Tumblr to find the best porn GIFs (sarcasm)…I mean, there’s SO MUCH fucking porn out there (truth)! Heck yeah I’m super perverted and all but sometimes I’m just dumbfounded at the pervertedness that is blatantly out there! So I hope you are being a responsible parent and not allowing your kids to see it. Trust me, they’ll have PLENTY of time to watch porn when they turn 18.

So I got sidetracked with my little rant. My fucking morals get in the way sometimes :/

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It’s been a while since I’ve posted a sexy GIF. Here you go, enjoy! And as always, call now if you’re a man who loves women with big fucking tits! She’d LOVE to rub your hard, smooth cock all over those sensitive nipples and inbetween her cleavage…

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You’ve probably heard me say this a bunch of times already but we’re busy as fuck around here! Seriously. Not to brag, but we have SO MANY copycats attempting to look & sound like us that we constantly have to change things up around here. Yup, what can I say – we set the bar pretty high. But my friend Mia would probably correct me and say “WE ARE THE FUCKING BAR, BABY!!”

Now you’re probably thinking to yourself, why would a couple of anonymous phone sex sluts think so damn highly of themselves?! Well I have an answer – it’s because no one else is going to praise us, goddamnit. As PSO’s we’re mostly alone during our shift (and yes, we do get lonely too). Really, the only thing that keeps us company is our callers, YOU. We have to find ways to keep us entertained in between calls. Now do you get it? Good.

But hey I just wanted to let you know that this phone sex blog has not been abandoned! So thanks again for visiting! xx

Are you feeling this gif? I snagged it off Tumblr of course. Give us a call sexy & let’s masturbate! ;)

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Our Throwback slash Tranny Crush Thursday belongs to Venus Van Dam from Sons of Anarchy. If you’ve watched this show for some time now, then you know who she is. Dude looks like a lady with a very nice rack! ;)

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It’s been a minute since I’ve posted a hot GIF! Scouring Tumblr for the best ones can be really time consuming and being the dedicated phone sex girl that I am, I simply don’t have all the time in the world to post them regularly. I’m just too busy making that money! True story. So if you’re a real assman, call me babe! You can spank it alllll day & all night ;)

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