Come and touch my BIG, soft boobs! Put your mouth all over them…pull, bite and suck my nipples too!😝💦💦
Seriously though, who doesn’t love a big fucking ass? So round, so thick, so spankable, so juicy! Call now if you’re an ASSMAN, baby!! I can’t wait to put my ass all up in your face and let you smell it!😋🍑😋🍑😋🍑
Since no one comments on what they actually want to see on here (other than wanting to fuck or wanting to see my boobs), I will attempt to resume posting big tit gifs.
So stop being a lurker and call…
What’s up guys, girls and nonbinary people – if there’s any who read this!
So you probably know this already: I don’t know what to blog about on here anymore and I sound like a broken fucking record.
FUCKING A, RIGHT?
At this point, I just feel like typing whatever the fuck I want to type. It’s not gonna make sense anymore. It will be gibberish, or it will be poetry.
One thing is for sure though, it will be SEX. Whatever oozes out of my mouth will be cream-filled, sloppy, dirty, addictive, RAW.
I’m pretty much rambling now. Not sure where this is going, but I don’t care.
I want someone who will FUCK my brains out with words. Someone who is on MY FUCKING LEVEL.
Someone who will stimulate my brain SO FUCKING MUCH, that I start to cream and get wet…FOR REAL.
Someone who will PHONEFUCK ME over and over again. If you don’t believe that anything can actually happen just by talking to someone over the phone, FUCK YOU and FUCK OFF. Why are you reading this then??
‘Cause I got you hooked, that’s why.
You’re hooked on the things I say, you’re SO hooked that you want to meet me.
And that’s why I AM SEX, a SEX GODDESS WHO PENETRATES YOU WITH HER WORDS.
You may or may not get me (the actual writer of this blog post) on the phone, but you might get someone who will stimulate the FUCK out of you and give you as much MENTAL PENETRATION as you need.
Stop assuming that sex is only physical. Sex is mental, sex is also spiritual.
So, are you up for the FUCKING challenge? Are you ready to have your MIND FUCKED in every which way? And are you as equally ready to GIVE BACK?
Well, isn’t it? I guess if I were you, I’d be “here” just for the pictures too!
Does it even matter that I haven’t updated this blog since last year? I don’t think it does.
You see, I’m having an existensial crisis of some sort. Things that used to have meaning for me no longer don’t. Like this blog. That’s why I stopped updating it.
Our minds evolve from wanting one thing to wanting something else.
Except I don’t know what that “something else” is.
So while I’m staying low key trying to figure shit out, I decided I would write something quick here. So if someone is actually reading this – I hope you are happy, healthy and most of all…horny! Because horny guys keeps us in business.
Have a great start to this new year. And yes, give us a call. Cock hungry MILF sluts are waiting to slob on that knob! Bye!😘😜😝
My daughter and her boyfriend decided to visit me recently.
They arrived way earlier than I expected and they pretty much caught me banging a young guy who happened to live in the same apartment building as me…
the guy was old enough to be my daughter’s boyfriend. Needless to say, it was really, really awkard!
He wasn’t even really all that good looking to be honest; but he was charming and quite persistent.
I pretty much couldn’t say NO as soon as I felt that long, hard shaft of his. I mean for fuck’s sake, LOOK AT IT! Who knew that such an awkward 19 year old boy could be so HUNG like a freakin horse?? Oh my goodness. But don’t get it twisted, I’m not some floozy off the streets okay? It’s been a while since I’ve had sex and this…THIS was completely random. I probably would never do something like that again. But wow I can’t deny it, the sex was fucking AMAZING. That boy had a lot of energy and he was incredibly strong. Just thinking about his hard cock pumping into my dripping, wet cunt is making me all gushy again; it’s hard to believe that I just let myself go like that.
I even think my daughter’s boyfriend was quite interested in what he saw that day. I mean honestly, look at me – you can’t deny that my tits are simply amazing.
Imagine walking in on something like that…how would you react?
I know I’ve been posting a lot of brunettes lately. So here’s a hot, big titty blonde for once. Those are some glorious fuckin boobs. Thank you, citizens of Tumblr!
I love how a man always assumes that a woman’s fantasy always has another girl in it. Even my fucking boyfriend assumes that if and when we’re gonna have a threesome – it basically means me, him and another girl.
Well, did it ever occur to you that a woman’s fantasy might involve 2 guys instead?
Oh my bad, it’s always about YOU and what YOU want, isn’t it? You must be thinking: fuck what a girl wants. It’s all about ME.
Perhaps you don’t know women as much as you think you do…
To be honest I’d rather masturbate, play out MY own fantasies, CUM GOOD and CUM HARD than get pounded mediocrely in real life and not cum at all. But hey, that’s just me.
Did you know that most women don’t even have an orgasm during sex? Sure we get turned on and we definitely get wet, but it’s not the same as coming. Guys have a happy ending, women do not.
And just because you’re attractive and have a big dick, doesn’t always mean the sex is guaranteed to be amazing.
This opens up a window of opportunity for guys who don’t think they’re that good looking. If you and I are having phone sex and you’re smart, funny, sexy and engaging me a certain way…AND you have a sexy fucking voice to top it off…
then I might feel a certain way about you when our session is done, regardless of how you look.
Do you see where this is going? Fantasies are the real deal. You could be ugly as fuck in real life (same goes with phone sex operators haha) but your voice and personality might be really sexy and irresistable. Looks aren’t always everything.
Annnnd I lost track as to the point of this blog post.
Just kidding, I remember now: I sooo want to get banged by two dudes. In real life.
So if you think you’re open-minded enough to share me with another guy…or maybe you’re a shapeshifting humanoid alien who can produce another dick from your body to satisfy me?
I know how much you guys love it so here’s another gem I found on Tumblr. You’re welcome!