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Phone sex is hard work. Yeah, seriously! It’s similiar to working in an office: your room has to be quiet so there should be absolutely no distractions; you have to focus, pay attention and most of all – you have to work super HARD to make the guy CUM and feel satisfied. So you gotta respect the ladies who do this for a living. And don’t ask for a freebie either, it’s not gonna happen. Anyways, so that is my intro to this sexy throwback phone sex mailer from 2011. Is there a sexy co-worker on your mind? Maybe she’s your boss – you think she’s a mega bitch but you also think she’s hot as fuck? If so, tell us about it. Just click to call baby…

Call 800-ASK-4SEX

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School kinda sucks. Getting up early, getting dressed, walking, running, being on time, paying attention in class, trying to stay awake for it all. But then again you know what’s fucking awesome? All the pretty girls you get to see all day, DUH! Young girls, school girls…horny, slutty girls! Can you even control that boner of yours??

So yeah, maybe school isn’t so bad after all? It’s pretty much the basis for all sorts of sexual fantasies.

Here’s a flashback phone sex mailer from 2012. You’re welcome! So, are you horny or what?Ā Click on the pic to call NOW :)

Call 1-800-756-GIRL

I just discovered ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) recently – apparently it’s a phenomenon which hasn’t been scientifically proven but a lot of people claim to have experienced it. You get tingling / chilling sensations from your brain to your spine from watching & listening to soothing sounds such as gentle whispering, plastic crinkling, fingernails tapping, etc. Sounds boring, but I have watched a couple of videos where I couldn’t sleep and it worked. I mean let’s face it – when you work as a PSO (Phone Sex Operator) – you don’t really sleep like normal people do due to oddball hours. I haven’t experienced the tingling part though. ASMR is not meant to be for sexual stimulation, but if you get “sexually stimulated” from it, well then hey – that’s a bonus for you! ;)

Ok, for the most part, I try to stay out of political matters. But I always have, and always will, stick up for womenā€™s rights as the proud, modern, unashamed woman that I am. I mean, I work in the adult industryā€”that takes a good deal of being open-minded and liberal in such matters. I donā€™t know what my ā€œclientā€™sā€ political affiliations are (and trust me, politics are the LAST thing on their minds when theyā€™ve got me on the phone), and I donā€™t care because it has nothing to do with what we are doing. Iā€™m a real live and let live kind of girl, and that certainly goes with the territory. And Iā€™m lucky, in a sense: I practice the safest sex ever— phone sex!

But when I do engage in ā€“ahem- actual physical contact, I use protection. However, in those rare cases Iā€™m in a relationship, that gets old, and after awhile you want that more intimate, skin-on-skin contact with a partner youā€™ve come to know and trust. So in that case, a girl like me relies on birth control. It makes sense, right? I donā€™t need, nor want, 10 kids running around. Iā€™m not ready for children, and damn itā€”WHY OH WHY are there people out there that canā€™t respect not only my RIGHT to feel that way, but also my GOOD SENSE in being able to know the difference between being ready for the biggest responsibility a person can have, and not being ready? This isnā€™t a pro-choice rant: Iā€™m NOT going to say/write a peep about abortion. I wonā€™t touch that topic with a ten-foot pole on here. But we are talking LONG BEFORE a baby is involved. No harm, no foul. Why on earth would any group of people want to deny a woman reasonable and affordable means to abstain from having children? Think about itā€”if she canā€™t even afford to pay outright for birth control, how on earth could she afford to actually raise a child? And if a woman is clearly saying sheā€™s not in the right mental or emotional place to take that on, why should that bother ANYONE? I thought taking OWNERSHIP of your own flaws, shortcomings, and whatnot was supposed to be a good thing? Not that not having or wanting kids is a flawā€”my point it just that people do a lot of stupid things for a lot of stupid reasons, or no reason at all. When a woman is smart enough to know what she wants and what she is or isnā€™t capable of, we should COMMEND her, not CONDEMN her, for this.

Right now law makers in Arizona are trying to help employers get out of covering birth control in their health insurance plans if a woman doesnā€™t MEDICALLY need to use it, such as in the case of PCOS. So having perspective on where we are at in life means nothing? Not wanting children, which is everyoneā€™s right to chose just as much as the decision TO have them means nothing?

Why do I get the feeling these are the same folks that would call me a whore for what I do? An abomination for not wanting to be a mother. A brazen strumpet for peddling sex for a living, even when Iā€™m never face-to-face with my ā€œloversā€.

I believe phone sex and other forms of pornography fill a gap in peopleā€™s lives. Iā€™ve talked with and made phone love to men who were hurting emotionally, in places where women were not available to them, and even just guys who are too shy to approach women. I provide an outlet for these guys, and that makes ME feel good inside. I get off on getting them off. I get off on making people feel good. How could anyone think this a sin? Because at the end of the day, we are ALL sexual creatures. If we werenā€™t weā€™d die off. Not everyone needs to procreate, but everyone DOES need to have sex. The body yearns for this, despite our best efforts sometimes!

Dear readers, my beloved pervertsā€¦please think twice before you take any more power away from us ladies. I couldnā€™t be here serving you up amazing ā€œOā€™sā€ if I had a kid on each hip. Iā€™m not ready. And I might not ever be. So what? Who is it hurting? Less taxes out of your pocket, right? Shouldnā€™t they all rejoice this choice? And If society protects my right to say ā€œIā€™m not ready yetā€ regarding having sex in the first place (no means no!), why do they not want to protect my right to say Iā€™m not ready to have children, which is a thousand times more of a big commitment?

Ok, ok, Sedussa is done bitching for today. Back to the phone so I can work off the terrible headache this subject has given me with some good, old-fashioned phone fucking! I fuck, therefore I am. No baby required. ;P

-Sedussa <3

Sooooooā€¦last night I was trying to sleep but finding it impossible, so I decided to do the next best thing- masturbate! Now, we all have our techniques, our toys, and our own styles. Since I get off hard a lot with my job, when it comes to MY OWN sexy alone time, Iā€™m a bullet girl! Itā€™s quick, easy, and right to the point. (I save the giant dildo for more special occasions that my nightly O!) So last night I got out my AWESOME bullet, whom I have named Clint. Clint has 5 different speeds/rhythms, all of which are good depending on how fast I want to cum.

Soā€¦I grabbed Clint, pressed him right up against my little clit, hit the buttonā€¦.and nothing! Not even a wiggle! Had I burned him out? Were his batteries suddenly completely dead? Noā€¦no this could not be! I have other toysā€¦but I wanted Clint! Clint is, well, effortless. He doesnā€™t make a mess and since heā€™s external, doesnā€™t really need to be cleaned as much as other toys. Heā€™s discreet, economicalā€¦and dead. I could almost feel a tear in my eyeā€”I had been looking forward to our date all day, especially since it was my day off, so I didnā€™t have the usual work-related masturbation holding me over!

As I laid there frustrated and sad, a movie scene popped into my mind: Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive, fingering herself like mad while also sobbing like a bitch. I donā€™t know if it is the masochist in me or what, but that scene turned me on, even though I get the impression it was SUPPOSED to creep us out! This got me thinking about other masturbation scenes in movies. Like Natalie Portman in Black Swanā€”where she looks over and her mother is asleep right on the chair! Now THAT ONE I do think was creepyā€¦but still HOT. I mean, Natalie Portman could be taking a shit and look hot, right? Thatā€™s one girl Iā€™d love to get crazy lesbo on! Anyway, that led to yet another scene burned indelibly into my mind: the masturbation scene of Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female. (LOVE that movie!) Remember how Bridget Fondaā€™s character sees her by accident? JJL isnā€™t nearly as hot as Portman, though.

Then I tried to think of GUY masturbation scenes. Hate to say it, but I donā€™t really like those American Pie-type movies about horny teenagers. I prefer things a little more erotic. Dick and fart jokes are a bit too low-ball for me. So outside of those few that came to mind, I had a bit of trouble coming up with any GOOD male masturbation scenes. Finally I remembered an indie movie called ā€œNowhereā€, where the bunny from Donnie Darko (no idea what his name is and Iā€™m too lazy right now to look it up) jerks it in the shower while his mother (Beverly Dā€™Angelo) beats on the bathroom door. Ok, now that WAS kind of hot. Oh! And speaking of Beverly Dā€™Angeloā€¦she was a lesbian ghost who masturbated through her clothes in The Sentinal! My mind just kept on connecting these masturbatory dots!

Next came Tommy Boy! David Spade jerking it window-side until Chris Farley walks in! Classic! And then he teased him all night, asking him if heā€™s favorite Rascal was Spanky! God I love that movie. (Stoner classic! Shhhhhh!)

Last but not least, the super pathetic and sad scene where Mark Walberg tries to whack it for money in Boogie Nights, but canā€™t get it up. Then a bunch of dudes kick the crap out of him.

All of these scenes converged in my mind into one, giant masturbation montage. And before I knew it, my index finger was manually stroking my little button, rubbing one out to the visuals of all of them doing the same. So I finally got mineā€¦what about you?

What is YOUR favorite masturbation movie scene?

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Oh boysā€¦how Iā€™ve missed writing you these last few days. Well, itā€™s because Iā€™ve been working my sexy round ass off! You see, since I take such great pride in what I do, Iā€™m always looking for ways to improve. My latest challenge has been getting even better at building the visual pictures for my clients. Sure, my moaning goes a long way, but my descriptions could be even better. Like I mentioned my sexy round assā€¦I could take that a lot further, couldnā€™t I? I could tell you that Iā€™ve got an apple-bottom shape, with a low crack like youā€™d find in one of those old English or Roman paintings of a woman lounging naked on a bed. I could tell you that it is firm enough to bounce a quarter off of, and has the nicest rebound bounce when you spank it! I could tell you the size of my beloved booty is exaggerated by the fact that it tapers into a tiny little waist PERFECT for holding onto we youā€™ve got my flipped around in doggie-style. I could tell you that despite my overall petite figure, that Iā€™m thicker in the thighs, offering the best cushion for the pushinā€™, as they say.
See what fun words can be? I could explain my breastsā€”instead of the usual boring old size (naturally large C, maybe small D cup) I could go on to tell you that my areolas are the most lovely terracotta-mixed-with-pink color. They are on the larger size, but the nipples themselves are tiny and cute, and perfect for sucking and nibblingā€¦
Yes, Iā€™m working on painting a picture worth a thousand words. I want to make sure your c*ck responds EXACTLY how I want it to: popping up at full attention. Because this body DESERVES a throbbing rod ready for it. Seeā€¦what I do is an art, and Iā€™ve got all the right tools.

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10) Iā€™m allowed to say ā€œfuckā€ā€¦even highly encouraged. (Got in trouble for this at my last job!)
9) I donā€™t have to be ashamed for being ā€œhorny at workā€.
8) The dress code is SEXY! Birthday suits are always welcome.
7) I donā€™t have to leave my house! Gas ainā€™t cheap these days, yo!
6) Finding out what other peopleā€™s kinks areā€¦and adopting some I liked for myself!
5) My phone is a tax write-off.
4) My apartment is a tax write-off. Well, at least part of it.
3) I have the safest sex of anyone I know!
2) Every single day is different!
1) Getting paid to masturbate!
Yupā€¦itā€™s a decent life I live in the phonesex biz. I love talking to new guys. I love my regulars. I feel very sorry for people stuck in a cubicle, having to trek to the water cooler to get 3 mins to be social. I have always been a big talker, and so for me it is great to be able to gab and flirt and tease all day long. Plus, I love knowing for sure Iā€™ve satisfied my customers!
Ok, enough bragging, talk to you all soon, I hope!

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Hello boysā€¦itā€™s that time againā€¦time for me to bear my dirty little soul to you all on here, giving you a rare inside peek into the world of phone sexā€¦

Today Iā€™d like to give tips to my callers about how to have absolute best experience on a phonesex call!

First of all, donā€™t be shy! There is nothing we havenā€™t heardā€”no kink, desire, or inclination that we havenā€™t experienced before from a caller. So donā€™t worry about bringing up what you really wantā€”we wonā€™t judge! Let it all hang out!

Second, itā€™s YOUR fantasy! Role-playing is one of the best parts of the job! We all could use a little time away from the realities of our lives, so take the time to indulge. Since itā€™s a fantasy, take it all the way! Be who you want to be, and weā€™ll be who you want us to be!

Third, take it slow. I know, I know, itā€™s your ā€œdimeā€, but donā€™t rush in so much you canā€™t enjoy one of the best parts of sex- foreplay! The more you let me ā€œrevā€ you up, the more rewarding your climax will be!

Lastly, donā€™tā€™ forget to tell us we pleased you! Nothing makes us happier than knowing weā€™ve satisfied our customers!

Thatā€™s it for now boy! Happy, horny dialing! xoxo

man chowder

Ooooooh boyā€¦every now and then, I get a caller that says something that really makes me laugh and just takes me by total surprise. Youā€™d think in this line of work it would be HARD to be surprised, but no! Sometimes I have to hold back an urge to just LOLā€¦and it ainā€™t easy!

So I was on the phone last night with a caller from Kentucky. I love my southern callersā€”the accent is both charming and funny, and they are usually pretty nice guys, and young too. I like to picture them all as sexy cowboys with thick, 8ā€ cocks who like it a bit roughā€¦so anyway, we were getting into it; I had his pants around his ankles, and he was doing what you boys do, and yeah, I might have had my panties down too (itā€™s important to enjoy your work!) and I was starting to feel myself getting close, and I could hear HE was definitely close. Everything was perfect, and right as he came (beating me to my big O), he shouted: ā€œTake that man chowder, bitch!ā€

MAN CHOWDER?! I could hardly contain my laughter ā€“ I actually about fell out of my chair, my own orgasm be damned for the moment, when he said this. The idea of picturing his cum with little chunks of potato and clam in thereā€¦it was TOO FUCKING FUNNY! Ā Jim Carey as Ace Ventura popped into my head and I almost wanted to ask him ā€œNew York, or Manhattan?ā€

But donā€™t worry, I still got my Oā€”I ALWAYS do. It just had a momentary interruption!

I hadĀ NEVER heard that term before– and like I said, I thought I’d heard it all– but damn, that shit is hilarious! I may just have to add that one to my little sexy lexicon! Yes, boys, I will eat every last bite of your delicious man chowder! Keep it warm for me, OK? You’d like that, right? ;)Ā  If it tastes as good as it sounds, it’s a date!

OK, signing off for now, your favorite little slut phone goddess,

Sedussa <3