Fuckin dying over here, holmes! I briefly read the comments and someone said they actually called it and it’s real?? Even better!😂

Anyways, if you wanna call us for phone sex you know what to do!

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The only way you can have ‘Mom’ all to yourself is to call. Otherwise, she’s a busy fucking lady in real life – cooking, cleaning, taking the kids to school, pleasing her husband and being effortlessly sexy. So you better make it worth her time, otherwise she’s hanging up!

Just kidding.

But seriously though, be prepared. Don’t be shy to tell me what you want, ok?😘

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Ok seriously, WTF. Who did this?? I’m shocked obviously and my mind is blown. Like, where did you all come from?? Did you all come from Brazzers.com??

So thanks a lot people…now the PRESSURE is really ON for me to post some really good content here! SMH.

Haha, not. I do what I want!!😝

Nothing’s changed. Just getting more traffic, that’s all.

So enjoy the archives…or call right now for a hot phonefuck. Bye!

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